make
a deal with you.
Let us have
a crack at Lisa
and Deb and Hilly
are yours.
Can you guys
keep a secret?
Sure.
A secret?
Look again.
It's Gary.
No, no.
It's our boy, Gary.
He's our
1 6-year-old boy.
I don't know
what the hell you're
talking about, Lucy.
I feel
like an asshole.
This had better work.
This is just
the blueprint.
You like it?
Bigger tits.
Bigger tits.
Go, go, go, go!
Give him
the knee shooters.
What the hell's
going on here?
[Thunder]
Excuse me, Arthur.
It's Art.
Excuse me, Art.
[Thunder]
Oh, shit.
Aah!
.` Weird.`
.` Weird science.`
Eddie and Grandpa
are working on
a new project.
They're working on
a robot.
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
What's going on?
Turn this thing off.
You'll love it!
I'm shitting
in my pants!
.` Weird science.`
.` Ooh.`
.` Weird.`
.` Ooh.`
.` Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
weird science.`
.` Ooh.`
.` Ooh.`
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Whoa!
Aah!
Aah!
It worked.
You had to be big shots,
didn't you?
You had to show off.
People will like you
for what you are,
not for what
you can give them.
ln your race
for power and glory,
you forgot
one small detail.
We forgot to
hook up the doll.
You forgot to
hook up the doll.
[Sound Of Glass Breaking]
Something's
going on here,
Carmen.
I have a feeling
we won't approve, Henry.
A missile!
A missile!
A missile
in my house, Gary!
This puppy's
for real, all right.
It was an accident.
It happens--
Accident my ass, Gary!
My parents and Chet
will freak out!
They'll shit egg rolls.
Get out!
Get out! Scat!
Out! Disgusting tramps!
You, you, you...
hosers!
Out! Out!
Stop that!
You shouldn't walk
into somebody's house
and hit people
with your hat.
This is
my daughter's home.
Who are you?
I'm a close
personal friend
of your grandson's.
Henry,
call the police.
I'll have you
incarcerated.
Here's the deal--
Gary and Wyatt--
they created me
on their computer.
I'm not going to listen
to this baloney.
He doesn't stand
for baloney.
Do you mind waiting?
I won't be a moment.
Have you ever?
Never.
Wyatt, your
grandparents
are downstairs.
Okay. Thanks, Lis.
Lisa!
Yes?
Where are
my grandparents?
Your kitchen
is blue.
Want to try one?
Where are
my grandparents?
They're all
taken care of.
You're going to
love this one.
Are they all right?
They're fIne.
They're
better than fIne.
They're not aging
anymore.
See? They're smiling.
If any more
of his relatives
drop by,
we'll be upstairs
in the bathroom.
Those guys really need
some self-confIdence,
a challenge--
Something that'll bring out
their inner strength
and courage.
I'm so bloody clever.
Now!
[Engine Roars]
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Arrggghhh!
Ha ha ha ha!
This Bud's for you.
Arrggghhh!
This party's lame, Max.
What about the girls?
Girls, shmirls.
Aaah!
Aaah!
Lisa.I
What's going on?
Aaah!
Arrggghhh!
Aaah!
Oh!
Oh!
Gary!
Gary, listen to me.
There are motorcycles
in my house!
There are killer mutants
in your house, okay?
Screw the house.
Screw the house.
Aaaaahhhh!
Ha ha ha ha!
Guys, you have
uninvited guests.
Ask them to leave.
They're getting
pretty rowdy.
Ha ha ha ha!
This is
an excellent chance
for you to prove your
bravery and courage.
Those are outdated concepts.
Don't letJohn Wayne
hear you say that.
The man is dead!
So are you
if you don't deal
with this situation.
[Crash]
No, thanks.
No, thanks.
Gary, do you feel
like a chicken?
If I could shoot
an egg out my ass,
I would.
Will all these people
think we're cowards?
I don't know.
We can deal with shame.
Death is
a much deeper issue.
Aah!
Aah!
Grrr.
We'll get you guys
some drinks.
You look like
a scotch man.
Arrggghhh!
Is this your party?
Uh...well, kind of.
I