Yeah, we can play chess with her.
- Chess?
Just give her a brain, OK.
OK, that's about all we can do
with my stuff.
I can't believe this shit.
I can't believe this.
- Did you get a free toaster with this?
- Gary, it's smarter than you.
The problem is this is a lame idea.
It is not. Your computer is a wimp!
- We need more power than this.
- What do you suggest?
(Radio chatter)
(Screams)
- We're in.
- We're in trouble. This is illegal.
(Gary) We need more.
We've got to fill this with data.
We've got to make her
as real as possible.
I want her to live, I want her to breathe.
I want her to aerobicise!
'Live. All Dave, all night.
'We know what you need.
Only right here on Dave TV.'
It's moving, it's working.
It's working by itself.
(lncoherent chanting)
Gary?
Why are we wearing bras on our heads?
Ceremonial.
(Thunder rumbles)
- You ready?
- Yep. Let's go.
(Thunderous roar)
- Turn it off.
- It is off.
(Hissing)
(Alarm rings)
(Yells) Hang up the phone!
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
- Unplug it.
- OK.
Oh, shit!
(Whirring)
No, it was a birthday present.
Oh, shit!
Oh, my god.
We've got to get this thing
out of your house.
You get it out. It was your idea.
This is all your fault.
- You get it out, you get it out.
- I'll get it out!
(Creaking)
(Wyatt) Oh, shit!
One... two... three.
'She's alive. Alive! '
(English accent) So, what would
you little maniacs like to do first?
You guys created me.
I didn't come from anywhere.
Before you messed around
with your computer, I didn't exist.
By the way, you did
an excellent job, thank you.
Hello?
Showering is real fun, isn't it?
If we're going to have any fun together...
...you guys had better loosen up.
What are we going to do with her?
Look, we'll just go
with the situation, OK?
I'm sure by Sunday you'll think
of something. You're very bright.
- You're all right?
- I'm just being practical.
I know you are and I appreciate it.
- Let's go.
- What about this mess?
Clean it up tomorrow, OK?
Don't get any BO on Chet's suit
or he'll kill me.
- Where are we going?
- She said downtown...
Oh, my god! Whose stuff is this?
Is that your suit? Is this yours?
- Wyatt, what's going on here?
- Gary, I don't know.
Gary, you look good though.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- Did you steal this car?
- No, I didn't steal the car.
How did you get it?
I can get anything I want.
Right now I want a party.
- Party?
- (Woman) Yeah.
- You better think up a name for me.
- What name do you want?
You guys created me.
You think of a name for me.
- How about Lisa?
- Why Lisa?
Why not?
- He used to like a girl named Lisa.
- Oh yeah? Old girlfriend?
She kicked him in the nuts!
Will you shut up.
It wasn't your fault.
All you said was hello to her.
Wyatt, shut up!
Hey, guys. I like Lisa.
That will do just fine.
OK, you guys ready to rock?
- Ready.
- Ready.
(# Blues music plays)
(lndistinct chatter)
(Music and chatter stops abruptly)
- Lisa?
- Yeah?
- I don't think we belong here.
- Don't be silly. It's a public place.
(Music and chatter resumes)
Look, we'd both love to stay
but we're not 21 so I think...
You're 21. You're 21.
(Lisa) Maybe you'd feel better
if you got out there and mingled.
We don't mingle, OK.
Maybe you'd be more comfortable if I
invited all of these people to your house
and we could all mingle there?
We'll mingle.
Hi, dudes.
(Men groan)
(Gary) Well, goddamn!
Listening to this blues music reminds me
of my own trials and tribulations.
My folks really dump on me.
They really do.
You guys get along with your parents?
I guess you guys moved out by now.
- What's this, sir?
- Drink it.
That's very sweet
of both you gentlemen, but I don't...
Until now.
See you guys in the emergency room!
(Man) Hello, pretty lady.
Tell me something.
What's a beautiful broad like you
doing with a malaka like this?
It's purely sexual.
No shit.
She's into malakas, Dino.
She's into 

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