an asshole.
Oh, hi, Chet.
What the hell's
going on around here?
Chet, it was
an accident.
An accident?
Do you realize
it's snowing in my room,
goddamn it?
Some weird shit
happened, Chet.
It doesn't take a genius
to figure that out,
monkey dick.
Start talking.
Gary and I made a
woman with the computer.
She went crazy and
messed up the house.
Don't smart-mouth me,
you shit!
Leave him alone.
This is a family
matter, bimbo.
Chet, just let me
find Lisa.
She'll clear
everything up.
You can have
my college money
and my social security,
Chet.
So you guys think
you can fool me, huh?
Huh?
You've synched everybody
to the same bullshit story.
This is
a Pershing missile, Chip.
My name is Chet.
And I didn't think
it was a whale's dick, honey.
Hi, Nanny.
Hi, Grampy.
I'm not a moron.
I...
Was that
my grandparents?
Are they dead?
No. They're
just resting.
What are they
doing in here?
I put them in there.
They weren't having a very
good time at the party.
Do you think
they're having a good time
catatonic in a closet?
Do you have any idea
how disrespectful that is?
I wouldn't give
a squirt of piss
for your ass right now.
You guys
get the girls home.
Wyatt,
take the Porsche.
Gary, take the Ferrari.
The Ferrari?
I want to be alone
with Chet.
Good to see you.
Get out of here!
Take your little
hussies home!
I want to get to
the bottom of this,
A.S.A.F.P.
Oh, so do I.
First, I'd like to
butter your muffin.
Why must you be
such a wanker?
Because
I get off on it.
I want you to
keep your big mouth shut
about everything
that's happened here.
Treat Wyatt and Gary
with dignity and respect.
Oh, really?
Yeah. Really.
I can be
a real serious bitch...
if I don't get
what I want.
Ooh. Hit me
with your best shot.
How fast
are you going?
About 35.
Wait.
This can't be right.
Are you looking
at the RPMs?
No. I'm looking at
about 50 tickets.
Bye!
This happens
every time!
Oh, my. Whew!
That was great!
You son of a bitch!
Al, Al!
Al, that was Gary!
Who is this
Gary character?
I had a great time
last night.
I'll probably be grounded
for a month or so, but...
I'll wait for you.
Oh
Mmph!
Mmm.
Whoa
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Hilly!
I love you!
All right!
I want to thank you
for a great night.
Same here.
I have kind of
a confession to make.
I'm really
not this cool.
That's not my car.
This is not my suit.
Those people
weren't my friends.
Why are you telling me
all of this?
Because I want you
to like me
for what I am.
Whatever you are,
I like it.
Whew!
Well, I'd better
get going.
Wyatt and I still
have to deal with Chet.
Quit screwing around!
This isn't funny,
you stupid bitch!
Careful, Chet.
Don't make me angry.
Sorry.
That's better.
Turn me back
to normal.
I haven't done
anything to you.
You've done plenty
to your brother.
Like what?
You've nagged him,
harassed him...
Huh, me?
Supressed him,
extorted money from him.
It was done
out of love.
I should give you
a set of elephant balls.
Heeagghh!
Promise me you'll leave
Wyatt and Gary alone,
and I'll change you back.
Oh, all right.
Shake on it, huh?
No, thanks.
I'd rather not.
Wait!
Where are you going?
I have to
go and get changed.
What about me?
The effect
will wear off, okay?
Well?
I'm in love.
Isn't it great?
The best.
I'll tell you what.
Things are
turning around for us.
I mean it.
Okay, what about Lisa?
We'll have
a talk with her.
Think she'll understand?
I think so.
I sure as hell wouldn't
want to date you.
You're not my type.
Chet?
Chet?
Hi, dudes!
I'm sorry, Wyatt,
for being a shit to you
all these years.
And gee,
I want you to know that...
I love you.
Blech!
Ha ha ha ha!
That's nasty, Wyatt.
That's Chet, Gary.
Hey, hey.
Mmm.
Mmm!
Oh, my God!
Lisa?
In here.
Lisa.
Yeah?
You saw Chet?
Yes, I did.




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