They're gaining on us!
- Hi.
- Hi. Who are you?
- I'm Cassandra.
- George. The pleasure's mine.
We're heading for the docks!
- We got to make the boat.
- What boat?
You think we're driving to Nantucket?
Come on, it's an island!
You never mentioned any boat.
I'm not getting on any boat.
I beg to differ.
What are you doing? It's already left!
- We'll make it.
- We'll make it?
You might want
to brace yourselves, though.
Get me out of here!
Now!
This is going to be a great summer.
I want you to die.
Once upon a time,
there was a lonely guy...
on a quest for love.
The cute, fuzzy bunnies
were quick to cooperate this time.
The path they sent him on
landed him on an ocean-going vessel.
Our hero hated boats,
but he was desperate on his quest...
and once again he fell victim
to the heinous cute and fuzzy bunnies.
And he was sucked
into the cold, dark sea...
and he never found love.
- Are you all right?
- Me?
Yeah, great. Really good. Why?
I don't know,
you look pretty uncomfortable.
Are you afraid of water?
No, not really. Yeah.
Actually, I am afraid of the water.
But this is a big boat,
a lot of safety equipment...
I can see the land.
Clean, fresh air...
Chilidog.
Go away.
- You live on the island?
- Just for the summer.
- I'm helping out my grandfather.
- What kind of help?
He's got a houseful of friends
he's taking care of.
He's having money problems.
I was working in a dive...
trying to help him out, but I got ripped off.
Is that what that was about,
the big scene back there?
- Wish I could've helped more.
- Come on, you were great.
You sure? Last bite.
Will you get out of here with this?
You kids!
Come on! This is gonna be funny.
All the eggs, they're broken!
Clay, if you don't stand on the right side...
you're defeating the entire purpose...
of buying them, you big mess!
Mess!
There they are. The Stork twins.
Those guys? They're twins?
Clay's a couple minutes older.
The Stork twins!
- This is Hoops.
- Aloha!
Hi, Hoops!
I'm gonna go get the car.
Hey, Squidly!
This is going to be a great shot.
- Maybe we'll see each other.
- Hope so.
- Take it easy.
- Yeah, you, too.
Hey, Stork guys!
Hi, Hoops. How do you do?
Hi. It's very, it's very...
Nice to meet you.
Yeah. Me, too. What's with the big fish?
They're shooting the sequel
to that movie Foam.
About the giant dolphin with rabies
that terrorizes a small New England town.
We're gonna work part-time
as security guards on the set.
Stork twins!
Clay!
You guys got the day off from the garage?
No, we're doing a job.
- We're picking up a boat.
- Whose boat is it?
His.
- You touched my car.
- What?
You touched my car!
Right! Let me get it clean, then!
You touched it again!
Don't ever touch my car again, ever!
Don't touch my car ever again!
Teddy, honey,
can we go pick up your boat?
Ever!
Remember? Your new boat?
Ty, bring in the Stork twins!
Come here.
I would've come anyways.
- Now move that tow truck!
- Let's go! Hustle!
That is some tuna.
Grammy.
The high school graduates are here.
Look who it is.
My pride and joy.
There's my little girl.
Look what Grammy bought for you.
Would you like
some nice milk and cookies?
Come on, Grammy will show you
where we go.
Nice meeting you, too.
- She's nuts about me.
- Yeah.
You got to meet my Uncle Frank.
$1 million!
This is it. We guarantee it.
This is your summer to win!
Keep it here and listen for this jingle:
95.5 FM. Music-money time.
If you, yes, you, are our fiftieth caller...
$1 million is all yours!
That's right. $1 million.
Uncle Frank.
Georgie, what the hell
are you doing in here?
Still at it.
God, would you get out of here?
You think I'm playing games?
Just leave me alone!
Every summer he sits there
trying to win that radio show.
Every summer he loses
a bit more of his mind.
Why don't they just leave me alone
with my dream?
Okay. There.
Billy, take this in the back room.
Field strip it.