grandma is making us supper. You know how grandmas are about that kind of thing. It means the world to them. Are you sure you don't want a little bit more? No, thank you. I'm stuffed. It was delicious, though. All right, then. I got it. Keep it. Thank you very much. Yeah, it was really good. So, why aren't you going out with Cookie? You're here to write a love story, Hoops. Cookie is a love story. George, her boyfriend is like Cro-Magnon teen. No way. Besides, I said I was helping Cassandra. I promised to go to her show. Yeah, but like, Cookie asked you out first. We were there. Teddy's not even gonna be around tonight. You know where Teddy's going to be? At a little reception celebrating the rape of the land... that Cassandra's house now stands on. -The Stork brothers told me. -That's true! Cookie seems like a reaI nice person. Maybe she'd like to help Cassandra out. I don't think she's interested. You know what I mean? Come on, Hoops. Quit thinking about yourself all the time. Go out with Cookie, and get her on your side. Then go see Cassandra. I'd rather keep the originaI bone structure of my face. -Do you want to help Cassandra? -Of course. The Stork twins are going to the reception after work. If Teddy does anything... they'll call me at the drive-in and... the big guy'll be watching your back. Trust me. Once upon a time... there was a happening guy, who'd stumbled onto a girl... who embodied all that love should be. All seemed well. Those cute and fuzzy bunnies... weren't so bad after all. Until.... Her boyfriend showed up... and pounded him into something that resembled a wet prune. Ouch. "Never! " I am going to die. Forget about it. Where're you going? I'm going to see Cassandra. Baby. Are you ready for me, Hoops? Wait. Pull over. I know her. You need a ride? That was a friend of mine. I don't pick up hitchhikers. The humanity! Thank you very much for the ride. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Clay! Clay! Hi. Hi. I didn't hear you come in. I'm relieving you because Dad needs you pronto at the gas station. Okay. But don't forget at 9:00... you have to be at the Beckersteads'. Watch Teddy. If anything weird is going on... call George at the drive-in right away. We can't let Hoops down. Okay. No problem. Egg, don't forget. No matter what... don't touch anything on this prop truck. Like I'm really gonna! Are you nervous about something? Me? Yeah. No, I'm having a great time. Enjoy. Are you sure? Can I ask you something? Yeah. Aren't you going out with Teddy? Yeah. Why aren't you with him tonight? Because he's got some silly reception to go to... and he's got his vang shoo classes. What's vang shoo? The martiaI art... of disemboweling... another human being... with a popsicle stick. Are you hungry? I'm hungry. I'll go get some treats. Stay right here. I'll get us some treats. Could you bring me some popcorn? Popcorn. Check it out. It's that McCann guy. And he's with Cookie. I like that one. I like that. I want a.... Now, that is a.... I could wear that anywhere. I'm going to look nice. Michael? Michael? Michael! Michael! Michael? Michael? Hoops. Good party, eh? George, where're your friends, the twins? Are they watching that monster? Don't worry about it. They're very reliable. Trust me. Thank you very much. It feels good to be back here at the Club Tokyo. Hi! How're you doing? Where're you from? What do you do for a living? 9:00? Shit! 9:00! Goddamn it! Shit! Relax. Would you get over here, you two stupid clowns? I can't wait all night. Look at this. Damn. That looks like one of those medicaI experiments... that went astray. Little girI, I'm gonna have nightmares... just knowing that dog exists. Looks like it's been microwaved or something. Why, Wilbur, I believe that's a case... for a mercy killing. What do you say, little girI? Want us to put it out of its misery? I can't wait any ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст День Сурка на английском - текст Хорошие парни носят чёрное на английском - текст Иван-Дурак на английском - текст Братья Блюз 2000 на английском - текст Новый мир на английском |