-You sing? -Yeah, I try. CooI. I bet you're really great. Thanks. I guess basketball is your thing, with a name like Hoops. It's kind of in the family blood. My dad was really great. But I want to do something a little more challenging, a little different. I'm trying to get a scholarship to art schooI. What do you draw? Nothing, lately. I'm in kind of a rut. Draw me something? Okay. What can I get for you? I don't know. How about a gorilla? Or me, or.... -How about a gorilla and me? -You and a gorilla. Okay. Okay. Lose the nose. Fix that, and... change the feet. Best I could do with short notice. It's great. If this is what you do second best, I'd love to see you play basketball. It's quite a sight, let me tell you. Thanks for cheering me up. My pleasure. I better go. Yeah, me, too. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Maybe you can come by later. Okay. 'Bye. Cassandra! Cassandra, can you help me a minute? Could you help me out? I'm stuck. $1 million. It could happen at any time, any day... any hour, any minute, any second! We're giving away $1 million... and it could happen now, right now! But it's not going to happen yet... so keep listening for this jingle: 95.5... To win $1 million! Hey, Egg! Really smart. What if that went in my eye? Where's Hoops? He went over there. You guys better look after him. He's got a tendency to wallow in his artistic miseries. Yeah. Egg, cut me some shade, will you? Okay, thank you. Excuse me. Little boy, will you hold this for me? Thank you very much. -Mommy! -Sorry. Jimmy? -Hi, Hoops. -Hi. Hoops, how about a brew? Thanks, guys. That's good. Please, Mr. Dog, don't. What are you doing? Nothing much, guys. Hoops, if you run out of things to draw... you can draw us, you know. Yeah, you could draw us nude. Yeah, bare naked with no clothes on! No, button up! Thank you. I appreciate that. I'll come up with something. I offer you my body and... and now I'm the jerk of the world or something. It was a nice gesture. Hi. I met you at the docks yesterday. Hello. I'm Hoops. Cookie. -How's it going? -Great. These are the Stork twins. Hi, Cookie. Hi, Cookie. I'm Egg. Gemini! I know them. They work for my boyfriend. What can I do for you? We're gonna go sailing... and we were wondering if you guys... could help us get our boat in the water? What do you say, fellas? Can we help these lovely ladies get their boats in the water? No. It sounds like work. Boats are heavy. I'll get a hernia. Come on, let's do it. Just get up! -Sure. Love to. -Great. Anything else we can do for you... like shoveI your driveway? You guys! You guys! You have anything heavier we could carry? Like a car? Yeah, sure. Forsake me for eight chicks. Come on, hey! No! Mister, please! Please, sir! You don't understand. I've had a bad day. Do you want to come sailing? There's room for one more. No. Really, I can't. I don't like boats. You're not afraid, are you? No, of course not. I got a lot to do on the beach. How about a movie, then? What about your boyfriend? He's going to a reception. I'll pick you up at 8:00. Come on, have a heart, dude. No, not those. No! Please, Your Enormousness, anything but chili! She really likes you! Too bad George wasn't here to see that. George! Far out! Dead man on the beach! Chili? PhiI, do the CPR. -You do it. -No. I have seniority. I want you to give him CPR. PhiI, give him CPR! George was alive, just barely. Nobody wanted to perform CPR on him... so it was a complete nightmare. But enough about old George. How's the dollar count? Get any more money? So far so good. I sold some furniture... and I have a gig tonight at a club called the Dew Drop Inn. Maybe you can come by. Yeah, sure. I'll try. I might have something to do tonight. If you can. It'd be nice to have a friend there. I'll be there, at the first table. You can count on it. I got to go. George's ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Звёздный путь 6: Неоткрытая страна на английском - текст Подстава на английском - текст Рэмбо 3 на английском - текст Русский ковчег на английском - текст Джуниор на английском |