.
Who am I kidding?
I'll never have that kind of money.
- It all falls apart right there.
- You have to get a liquor license.
- It's an outrage.
- It's a goddam scandal.
- Washed up at 24. It's tragic.
- You know what? You're alright.
If you answer it, I'll kill you.
- Where have you been?
- I got hung up.
- Steve called.
- What did he say?
- He said where the hell were you?
- What did you tell him?
That you have to wait 24 hours before
you file a missing person's report.
I thought you were in somebody's trunk.
- I was with Danny.
- I waited for you at the steam bath.
Just sweating my ass of with some
fat women from the old country -
- who don't speak any English.
- Was I supposed to talk to myself?
- I'm sorry.
It's the same old thing.
I bet in high school, you just dropped
your friends whenever some guy called.
- Who didn't?
- I didn't.
But I didn't have a whole lot of dates.
- Don't pull that.
- It's not fair.
We've stayed friends, because we don't
take each other for granted.
I'm sorry. I got hurt.
I must be a little too sensitive.
- What's for breakfast?
- Egg McMuffin on Broadway.
- He was supposed to come today.
- He came a day earlier.
You must expect that, Danny.
This is a business.
You don't do what you did.
I'd like to spend a day with my kid.
Miss Lyons would like to spend a day
with her family, but we don't do that.
I really don't know, Danny.
Let me ask you something.
- Who should get the commission?
- I spent 3 months setting up this deal.
Who signed it? Me.
Who put it to bed? Me.
It all boils down to the same thing.
Business is a game of inches.
- Then don't give it to me.
- I want you to have it.
When you started here, I said,
"Welcome aboard", and I meant it.
All I'm trying to do
is show you a lesson.
I'll be just a few more minutes.
- How was work?
- I caught hell.
- God, another smoker. Would you mind?
- I'm sorry, you're eating.
- My boss is mad at me, too.
- I bet he was.
I just added another
seven minutes to your life.
- I don't expect a thank you.
- Thank you.
- Worried about Western civilization?
- Not particularly. Not tonight.
- It's collapsing, or didn't you notice?
- I live in a pretty good neighbourhood.
Sorry I kept you waiting.
We have to go,
our movie starts in ten minutes.
- Want to come?
- Sure.
Give me a minute to get ready.
Tomorrow ...
are we going to the auto show?
- I was going to call Debbie.
- Seeing a lot of her, huh?
- Have you called her this week?
- Twice.
You called her twice? Never call
a broad more than once a week
He forgets to call one day, big deal.
Two days, it's an oversight.
- But 3 days? He's sleeping around.
- It's a free country.
- That's ... what's-her-name.
- Debbie.
We're in the middle of an issue.
If he's going to sleep over 3 nights
a week, he can pay half the rent.
But if I ask him to pay half the rent,
it's like asking him to move in with me.
What's in it for you?
- Maybe she loves the guy.
- Maybe I enjoy it.
Would you put up with a dog
that came home three nights a week?
- I'm going to make a phone call.
- That was funny.
Oh God, I'm sorry. This is no good.
I don't think I can see you anymore.
Don't be offended, because I like you.
I think you're terrific.
It's just that I'm seeing someone else.
- Who?
- Nobody. You don't know him.
If that's the way you want it.
See what happens when people
don't say, "I love you"?
Sometimes you can be
a real son-of-a-bitch.
Come on.
I thought we had something special.
No, it was kind of sleazy.
And now ... it's kind of over.
Just a minute.
Are you okay? ls something wrong?
Nothing. Everything is great.
- Bye.
- Wait a minute.
I wanted to let you know I was fine.
And now I have, so good night.
I was going to call and ...
I should have called.
Don't try to make me feel better.
I don't care if you call.
In fact, don't!
Don't try to make me feel better.
- Want to come in?
- I may be easy, but I