what's-her-name?
- Debbie.
- Debbie.
- She's great.
- Yeah?
What do you guys do?
What, go to the zoo? Go shopping?
You know, she looks very intellectual.
- I mean, that's not always a bad thing.
- No.
I mean, what the fuck?
A guy wants to get it on with a broad
on a more or less stable basis,
who's to say no, huh?
A lot of these broads, you know,
you just don't know. You know?
I mean, a young woman in today's society,
by the time she's 22, 23,
you don't know where the fuck she's been.
That's your business, right?
Hey, hey, you guys. Go out, have lunch.
We're gonna make you a lot of money.
Danny, I almost forgot.
I want you to shit-can the Sparrow.
- You mean the Swallow?
- Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Cut him off. No more credit.
The guy's two months behind.
- No. He's a good guy...
- Danny, do me a favor, will you?
He's a loser. Cut him off!
David, pick up line two. It's your mother.
You know, for 600 bucks,
I can have that guy put to sleep.
Please don't do this to me.
You're cutting my throat!
Christ, Danny, how many years
do we go back, huh?
I always paid. I never crapped out on you.
I'll change the menu, Danny.
Look at me. Look me in the face, would you?
It was my dad's place.
Danny, I'm begging you.
In front of God, in front of the family,
in front of my neighborhood,
I swear to you.
Danny, please, don't do this to me!
I'm sorry, honey.
It's all right.
Is everything okay?
Sure.
Are you sure?
Sure.
Are you okay?
Sure.
Okay.
Dan?
Dan, you up?
Are you sleeping?
You asleep?
I can't sleep.
You sleeping? Did I wake you?
Dan?
- Nose hair clippers.
- I didn't...
...know what...
- Nose hair.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be...
I was snooping, and...
- It's okay.
- No, it's not right. It's wrong.
It's wrong that I don't know you very well.
I mean, I'm sneaking through your drawers
looking for pieces of I don't know what!
I'm sorry.
I just... This is wrong. Everything is wrong!
What? What's wrong?
I don't want to be your roommate anymore.
- What?
- I had a roommate.
I wanna be closer, you know?
I wanna be a couple.
- And I want...
- We can do that.
- I thought you said...
- I know what I said. I don't care what I said.
You know? I just want to know you better.
And when something's bothering you,
I want to know about it.
You know? Because it's my problem, too.
We can do that.
- I just don't want you to be unhappy.
- I'm not unhappy.
I'm not.
I hope we didn't wake Mrs. Boelter.
We can hear her screaming at the dog.
I know she can hear us.
- Don't move.
- What?
- You look so good in that light.
- What light?
The light coming through the window.
Get out of here.
God, you are so beautiful.
Danny.
You are.
I love you, Danny.
I love you, too.
Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.
- Who said it first?
- I did.
Dan. Dan. Dan. Dan.
Was it before you came or after?
- Geez, that bathroom's so tiny.
- Was he home?
- What?
- When you called. Was he home?
No. That's okay. It's sandwich night anyway.
- Sandwich night?
- Yeah.
Two nights a week, I cook.
Two nights a week, he cooks.
Two nights, we go out.
And then there's sandwich night.
You know, I bet your sex life is a real thrill.
I mean, two nights a week, you're on top.
Two nights a week, he's on top.
So what is it that you do on sandwich night?
So, is this guy gonna marry you or what?
Are you insane?
We don't talk about marriage.
I mean, we don't talk about next week.
We just don't talk about things.
There's just stuff like that. You know?
So, how about those Cubs, huh?
Hi, honey.
- Is something wrong?
- No, it's fine.
Don't worry. You're not a daddy.
I'm not? Was I?
No, no, no. I was late and I was worried,
so I just checked it out, and I'm not.
So relax.
I thought we were being
really careful about this.
We were. I was. I am.
I was late and I was worried
that I was pregnant.
- But you're not.
- No, I'm not.
Okay.
Great.
- I'm sorry, honey.
- It's no big deal.
You look sad.