at your divorce rate, Deborah.
Men and women are fighting
for their lives, you know.
You know, the sexes relate
in a very violent way. They do.
And we're the ones who end up
giving up so much of ourselves.
God. We lose so much along the way.
- Come on, disagree with me.
- I disagree with you.
It is a dirty joke, Deborah,
the whole godforsaken business.
- I disagree with you.
- You're right.
So, are you gonna drink
that soda water or what?
Perhaps I could have it.
I'm moving in with Danny.
I give you two months.
Wait. Wait!
All right. And what in the hell
do you think you're doing?
- What?
- Some of those are Joan's.
I'm sorry.
Here, do you want to separate them?
Well, they're not going
to separate themselves now, are they?
No, I don't suppose they are.
Here. Is this your Shostakovich?
It is Shos-ta-ko-vich. And it's mine.
Great. What are we going to do
about the television set?
- Why don't you keep it? I got a TV.
- Good for you.
No, really, I insist on paying
for at least half of it.
- So why don't I write you a check?
- That's fine. I'll just pick it up next week.
When? Can you come by,
like, Tuesday night?
- Can Debbie come by on Tuesday night?
- That's funny. That's good.
Now if you could find it in your heart
to take this thing and shove it up your ass.
That is very telling.
I mean, on your instructions, I am supposed
to rend and torture myself anally.
Is that what you're into?
Does Deborah know about this?
- Look, you're moving out, so move out.
- She's moving out.
She's moving out. Well, move her out, then,
and the hell with you!
I hope you'll be very happy.
Excuse me.
- You got it? Sure?
- I got it.
Okay. Fine.
I got it. I got it. I know.
That's it.
- Do you want a cup of tea?
- Tea? No, thanks. I'm a coffee drinker.
Come on, expand your horizons a little.
I got it.
- Hello.
- Danny?
Hi, it's Alex.
Long time no see.
Yeah. Fine.
Is this a bad time?
No. No. No. I kind of met somebody.
So?
- So...
- Hey, listen, Dan.
You think my husband and kids
are replicants?
Hey, sweetheart, you know,
we all have to make sacrifices
in our personal relationships.
She's there.
Well, give her a kiss from me.
And, Dan, I'd like to leave you
with one final bit of advice.
I'm in the book.
To tell you the truth, we're living together.
Yeah, and... Her name's Debbie.
Thank you. I'll tell her.
Same to you. Bye-bye.
Don't tell me. Your cousin?
Nah, that was my mom.
Mom disappointed you won't be
sleeping with her anymore?
It was an old girlfriend.
But it's... I mean, it's history.
You heard me say it, right?
It's okay.
I guess I'll just have to get used to it.
You know, what kind of tea is this?
'Cause it's actually pretty good.
- I don't usually...
- What's going on here?
Do you not want me here?
Yeah, you're right. I don't.
I mean, we gave this our best shot,
and it didn't work out.
But what the hell? We tried, right?
I mean, this is nuts.
I mean, we talked about this once
for what, 10 minutes in bed?
It's not all that complicated.
It's already different.
I mean, this changes everything.
Things are gonna change a little bit.
Look, we're not Siamese twins.
We're not gonna be fused at the hip.
We're not talking about marriage, are we?
- No.
- Well, then, all right.
Look, you're gonna have your life
and your friends. I'm gonna have...
You're always covered.
You always have just the right thing to say.
What, do you think my responses
are programed?
- You think I'm a replicant?
- Shit!
What do you think you're doing?
Give me that!
I'm sorry.
I made this in Girl Scouts.
It's nice.
It was for my hope chest.
Hey.
This is our place.
You're not an overnight guest anymore.
Danny. Danny. Heads up.
Who the hell is that?
That's Carmen. She works in shipping.
You see the look she just gave you?
You just know
she's not wearing no underpants.
Here she comes. Hi. How are you?
Good to see you. This is Danny.
So, how's