too. Okay, come on, what else?
Well, our girlfriends,
they're really lesbian lovers.
Every one of them.
You must hate us, I mean, as a race.
Don't you?
Yes, we do.
- Tell me one.
- What?
- A secret?
- Yeah.
I don't have any secrets.
I mean, what you see is what you get.
You going home?
I was stretching.
Do you want me to go home?
No, I... Well, do you want to?
Well, do you want me to stay?
I mean, I don't know
if it's such a good idea if I stay.
It doesn't mean anything if you stay.
I'd like you to stay, if you want to.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah. Well, all right. I'll stay.
I am getting sick and tired
of you making fun of me.
What?
I like this place.
"Place"? Come on, this is a joint.
Look at the fixtures in here.
Everything in here. I mean, the Formica.
You can't even get this Formica anymore.
Everything in here is all art deco, isn't it?
Yeah, kind of.
Yo, Gus. How about a refill?
Yo, Danny, you know where the coffee is.
I've got a date I'm trying to impress here.
You shouldn't have brought her here, then.
Is this the way you talk
to all your customers?
All three of them.
I like this joint.
- You remember last night in bed?
- Yeah.
- You wanted to know something about me.
- Yeah.
I wanna own my own restaurant.
I mean, nothing fancy,
but a real first-class joint.
Danny's.
I know, who am I kidding?
I'm never gonna have
that kind of money, right?
Yeah, I guess it all falls apart right there.
No. I mean, you wouldn't believe
what you got to go through in this town
to get a liquor license.
- It's an outrage.
- It's a goddamn scandal.
Washed up at 24. It's tragic.
You know what? You're all right.
If you answer it, I'll kill you.
- Where the hell have you been?
- I'm sorry. I got hung up.
Steve called.
- What'd he say?
- What do you think he said?
He said, where the hell were you?
And what'd you tell him?
I told him that you have to wait 24 hours
before you file a missing person's report.
I just thought you were
in somebody's trunk or something.
- I was with Danny.
- You were with Danny.
I waited for you at the steam bath place.
Just sweating my ass off with a bunch
of fat women from the old country
who don't speak any English.
What was I supposed to do? Talk to myself?
- I'm sorry.
- "I'm sorry."
You know, it's the same old thing, Deborah.
It's the same old crap.
You know, I bet in high school,
you were one of those girls
that just sort of dropped your friends
like a hot potato
whenever some guy would call.
- Who didn't?
- I didn't.
Of course, I didn't have
a whole lot of dates anyway.
- Don't pull that.
- It's not fair. All right?
We have been friends for a long time
because we don't take
each other for granted.
I'm sorry.
I got hurt.
I guess I'm just a little too sensitive.
So, what's for breakfast?
Egg McMuffin,
corner of Broadway and Belmont.
- He was supposed to come today.
- But he didn't. He came a day earlier.
This is a big city.
You gotta expect that, Danny.
This is a business!
You know, what you did, you don't do that.
Hell, I'd like to spend a day with my kid.
You know, I'm sure Mrs. Lyons here
would like to spend a day with her family,
but we don't do that.
I don't know, Danny. I really don't know.
Let me ask you something.
Who do you think ought to get
the commission?
Hey, I spent three months
setting up this deal.
Who signed it? Me. Who put it to bed? Me.
It always boils down
to the same thing, Danny.
Business is a game of inches.
Fine, if you don't think I deserve it,
I don't want it.
Hey, I didn't say that.
Look, I want you to have it.
You know, when you started to work here,
I said to you, "Welcome aboard."
And I meant it. All I'm trying to do is,
I'm just trying to show you a lesson.
I'll be just a couple more minutes, Dan.
- How did it go at work today?
- I caught hell.
Oh, God, another smoker.
Look, would you mind?
I'm sorry. You're eating.
I know what you mean.
My boss is mad