nothing. Want to do it again?
I mean, would you like to get together again
for a drink?
I'm awfully sorry.
Come on, we picked up the phone
at the same time. I think that's a sign.
It was a fluke. Last night was a fluke.
Debbie.
Could you send up two pages
of the 36-point Bodoni Bold press?
Can you bring me this layout
to Conference Room E?
- Is that your boss?
- Yeah.
Well, listen. Meet me at Mother's at 6:00.
And don't take me for granted
'cause I'm only gonna wait there
for four or five hours.
No. No. I won't need any. Yeah. Thank you.
The broad from last night, huh?
Yeah. I pick up the phone to make a call
and she's on the line.
Yeah, right.
Pull this leg and it plays Jingle Bells.
- I'm really sorry about last night.
- That's okay.
See what happens
when you take life too seriously?
- What did you do last night?
- Went home and took some lithium. You?
Are you busy for lunch?
How about a nice long one at my apartment?
I can't. This stuff's due tonight.
Maybe tomorrow.
Tomorrow.
They're fine. Well, the first week
they're too scared to cause any trouble.
- Miss Gunther?
- Wait a second.
Lisa, honey, I am on the telephone, all right?
- The baseball player, he called you?
- Miss Gunther.
Wait a sec. Hang on.
Lisa, you really shouldn't be out here
wandering in the halls.
What? I will go with you
if you need a chaperone.
Look, I have to go pick up some art supplies.
So why don't you just meet me at Horder's?
I will buy you a Mickey Mouse pencil holder.
- Wait. Hang on.
- Miss Gunther.
Look, Deb, I really have to go.
No, I will meet you at 5:00. Okay?
Yes. Yes. Bye.
It's okay. Honey, come here.
You know, everybody wets their pants,
and nobody has to know about it.
What size do you wear? 6X?
Well, I just happen to have
an extra pair in my locker
with little pictures of Wonder Woman
all over them.
- Bernie, Bernie, they're here.
- Great. I guess I get the dog.
- Hi. How are you?
- Hey.
Come on, sit down. Here.
Here you go. Here. Sit.
Bernie, this is Debbie. Debbie, this is Bernie.
- Hi.
- Hi.
You know, you're a very attractive woman.
Anybody ever tell you that before?
- Bernie.
- What?
This is...
- Joan.
- Bernie.
Joan, that's a nice name. So sit down.
You want a drink? Mother, some drinks.
I don't want anything. I... I gotta go.
Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.
- What do you do?
- Me?
Well, yeah, for a living?
I'm a neurosurgeon. You?
I'm a professional boxer.
- You know much about the fight game?
- No.
I'm the heavyweight champion of the world.
Well, it's nice to meet you, champ,
but I gotta go.
Wait. Come on. One drink.
One drink's not gonna hurt.
I have something better to do.
Deb, I'll meet you at the steam bath
tomorrow at 6:00. Dan.
Yeah, nice meeting you.
Interesting broad.
Where did she develop her personality?
In a car crash?
She really is very nice
once you get to know her.
Yeah, yeah, right, sure.
Are you gonna sit down?
Shoot, no, no, no, no.
I'm gonna let you guys do
what you guys gotta do.
Don't worry about me.
I'm just gonna go home,
make a little macaroni and cheese,
seal the window and turn on the gas.
I'll be all right.
- I'll see you tomorrow, Bernie.
- Yeah, Danny.
Fashionably late.
Well, I just thought you might be
fool enough to sit here until midnight.
Don't look at me like
the cat who just ate the canary,
because this is as far as this goes tonight.
Are you cold? Do you want a T-shirt?
I don't need anything.
Are you okay? I mean, did you...
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
Couldn't you tell?
Yeah. I mean, you know, girls
sometimes, it's...
I mean, guys... You know.
Yeah. We figure we'll just
keep you in the dark
and then that way
maybe you'll work a little harder.
- You're full of secrets, aren't you?
- It's a conspiracy.
- I knew it. I knew it.
- Just to throw you off balance.
You wanna know something else?
We went out with, you know, older guys
in high school just to make you jealous.
I knew that,