it's soda pop.
Everyone said you were dead.
They said -
- "Dan is dead", but I said "No, no".
"He was my best friend.
He would've called me for the funeral."
- Hello, Litko.
- Shut up and cut the small talk.
I have a deal for you.
I have some tall fountain glasses.
Where did you find those?
I have matching banana boats.
And take a fucking look at this.
A shitload of Fiestaware.
All yours at the low Litko discount.
- How much?
- 100% off.
- Bernie, I can't do that.
- Come on, I can't do better than that.
- I can't.
- I stole it.
You did not.
I tell you I'm a thief,
and you call me a liar.
Nice guy. What's this?
A menu? A pink menu?
$4.95 for a burger?
I can get one down the street for $1 .50.
No parking.
You won't catch me around here.
Awnings. Nice touch, Danny.
The place ought to do okay.
You'll meet a nice girl,
settle down, get married.
She'll divorce you and take your money.
"You learn from your mistakes."
"Man is the one animal
that has that capacity."
"And in the end, what do you have?
You have your friends."
It's not really therapy.
It's like a workshop.
Don't you think it's about time
you tried helping yourself?
It's not me helping myself.
It's you helping myself.
This workshop was made for you.
A weekend dealing with rage and anger.
With men and women. Sharing.
Working out their hate.
I'm sick of hating.
Don't you understand?
- I don't think I have any hate left.
- Yes, you do. You just don't know it.
Just wait a second.
I'll tell you something about yourself.
You and this psycho-babble
are full of shit.
You did everything
in your power to break us up.
Don't you dare tell me about friendship.
I'm such a bitch.
How do you put up with me?
If I didn't love you so much,
I'd throw you out the window.
Will you look at those nipples?
T-shirt, blue shorts.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?
- That is a sensitive lady.
- I think I can see her beaver.
- I'm telling you.
- Get out of here.
- See?
- I can't make it out.
- When she bends over. Top of her legs.
- I know where it is!
You have to look really close.
That fucking pisses me off.
How does she get off with that?
Coming to the ballpark.
Flaunting her body.
What's a fellow to think?
A fellow comes here to play ball, right?
We're talking about space.
Recreational fucking space!
- Are you alright?
- Do I look alright?
- You look fine.
- Then let's assume I'm alright.
Look at those ...
Shit. It's what's-her-name.
Pretend you don't see her.
Don't look at her.
- Now she sees you.
- For Christ's sake.
The way I see it, either you can
stay here and keep blaming me -
- or go talk to him
and only have yourself to blame.
Perfect.
- Could you excuse us?
- Sure, go ahead.
- Come on, man.
- Don't be a jerk your whole life.
She said don't be an asshole.
You're trying ... you want to talk.
Go ahead.
Want a hot dog?
Deb, you want a hot ltalian sausage?
- How have you been?
- Great. You look great.
Thanks. So do you.
- I'm sorry things got so screwed up.
- I'm sorry, too.
That's really all I wanted to say.
- We really ripped it to shreds.
- It wasn't that bad.
As bad as it got, I really think
it was the best thing around.
I thought it was to be the way
it was with my parents.
I just wish I hadn't pushed.
Maybe if we'd gone slower ...
No, it was me.
- I thought it would be different ...
- Than what it was really like.
Me, too.
Maybe we were just too naive.
- Maybe we knew too much.
- That, too.
But how can you be against freedom?
Freedom's good.
You have to believe in something.
I want you to know that when we were
together ... I was really happy.
I've got to go.
- Could we have dinner sometime?
- Yeah, we could.
My roommate is going
out of town for the weekend -
- and I don't have any special
plans for tonight even.
If you were in the neighbourhood,
we could do Chinese or something.
- I know a great new restaurant.
- Let's just