I even improve on the original
I'm going back to Rome.
Our trip's over
All right
Excuse me
I think I know why you did that
What?
The bicycle?
Before, with your family
I'm tired
Where are you?
Come in!
Did you hear that?
It's Beethoven!
One drop plus one drop
makes a bigger drop, not two
May I?
- Smoke
When I don't know what to say
I ask for a cigarette too
But I never learned to smoke
It's too hard
You have to learn
to not smoke,
to do important things
Such as?
Some wine?
We need bigger ideas
What?
I was selfish
I wanted to save my family
Everyone must be saved,
the whole world
How?
It's simple
You see the candle?
All right
Why do you say "all right"?
You're confusing me
You cross the water with
the lighted candle
Which water?
The hot water
St. Catherine's pool
by the hotel
the steaming water
All right, when?
Now
I can't do it
I don't want
When I light the candle
and get into the water
they pull me out
They kick me out
And they shout, "You're crazy!"
Get it?
All right.
- All right?
It's all wrong!
Help me
Help me.
- All right, but
Of course
The taxi's here for the Russian
who's going to Bagno Vignoni
It's late
I must go
Thank you
Why me, of all people?
You've children?
- Two, a girl and a boy
Is your wife pretty?
You know the Madonna of Childbirth?
By Piero della Francesca
She's like that but all black
Go with the candle
We're planning
something big in Rome
Zoe!
Where are you?
Answer me!
I'm scared of being alone
I know what you're thinking,
but that's enough now
It's wrong to keep thinking
the same thing
What do you want?
Dad
Is this the end of the world?
Are we going?
Stand back!
They're letting them out!
I knew they were in there
I used to listen in secret
The water had run out
in my bathroom
Do you mind?
I thought you'd left
No, I'm still here
Good.
- You don't look pleased
Look what he gave me
Who?
- Domenico!
You're a funk!
Full of complexes
You're not free
You all seem to want freedom
but when you get it you don't know
what to do with it
or what it is
That's enough
It must be this country,
the air one breathes here
Because in Moscow
I met some wonderful men
What are you all after? This?
Not you!
You're a kind of saint
You're interested in Madonnas
You're different!
One "intellectual" tried
to keep me locked up!
Can't I ever meet the right man?
I don't mean you, you're the worst
But I swear I'll find
my kind of man!
And I have, he's waiting for me
in Rome
You dress badly too
And you're boring
You're the kind I'd sleep with
rather than explain why
I don't feel like it
What are you saying?
Don't you see?
I found myself in a most
embarrassing position!
I've had enough!
I can't take any more!
I'd like to sleep for 10 days
and wipe you out
Maybe there's nothing to wipe out
because you don't exist
It's my problem
Why do I like idiots?
Men with no charm
I might look young but I know
all about charm!
Go, go, please
You know
the night I met you
I dreamt that a soft worm
with lots of legs
fell on my head
It stung me. It was poisonous
I kept shaking my head
until it fell off.
I tried to squash it
before it reached the wardrobe
but it was no good
I kept just missing it
I just couldn't
squash it.
Since that night
I keep touching my hair
Thank God there's been
nothing between us!
Just the thought makes me sick!
She's insane
Run back to your wife!
Though you nearly betrayed her!
You're a pig!
Anything else?
Hypocrite!
We're going to listen
to some music
What's going on?
- Nothing, nothing
Oh God! Now the General
and his Chinese music!
But you won't drive me away!
Dear Pyotr Nikolayevich
I've been in Italy 2 years
very important ones
both for my profession
and for my everyday life
Last night I had a bad dream
I had to stage an opera in
the theater of My Lord the Count
The first act was set
in a park full of statues
but they were naked men
forced