Please.
- That's some vampire, Brewster.
God, he's neat.
Please excuse the mess.
I haven't finished unpacking.
Where do you keep your coffin?
Or do you have more than one?
Charley!
It's all right, MrVincent.
I'm quite used to it by now.
As you may or may not know, Charley even
brought the police over a few days ago.
Charley, you didn't!
Damn right I did. Only they didn't
believe me any more than any of you.
But you'll believe me soon.
Give him the holywater.
Charley, there's no reason
to be rude about this.
It's perfectly all right,
MrVincent.
Where is it?
And are you sure
that this is holy water?
Positive.
I saw Father Scanlon
bless it myself.
Get ready to run.
I'll protect you.
Bottoms up.
There.
Satisfied?
Totally.
Well, now, Charley,
you saw that.
Arey ou convinced now
that Mr Dandrige is not a vampire?
It can't be.
But, Charley, you saw it.
You know as well as I do that
no vampire can drink blessed water.
Then it wasn't blessed.
Arey ou calling me a liar,
young man?
Ifhe's not a vampire...
have him touch this.
You've made
a fool of yourself once.
There's no reason
to compound the error.
You've already caused your friends
quite enough pain.
You wouldn't want to cause them
any more, would you?
No, of course not.
Then you're finally convinced
I'm not a vampire either?
Right?
Yes.
Well, I'm glad that's settled.
I can't tell you how much
I appreciate this, MrVincent.
-You've been a great help.
- Glad to be ofservice.
Itwasvery nice meeting both of you.
Feel free to drop by anytime.
You'll always bewelcome.
I'd like that, Mr Dandrige.
Please call mejerry.
Let's get out ofhere.
That goes for you too, Ed.
I expect we have a lot ofthe same
interests-- horror movies, the occult.
Something wrong, MrVincent?
I just felt a little--
It was just my clumsiness.
Are you sure?
I'm positive.
We have been taking up
much too much of your time.
Thankyou so much.
Come along now, everybody.
Thankyou. Bye-bye.
- What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
- Then why are you shaking?
- I'm not shaking.
You saw something that convinced you
he was a vampire, didn'tyou?
- Of course not!
- Please, MrVincent.
You have to tell me.
All right!
He didn't cast a reflection
in my mirror.
- Satisfied now?
- You have to call the police!
Shit!
Where are you goin',
pencil dick?
- Home!
- No way.
We walkAmy home first.
Looks just like her,
doesn't she?
One good thing--
they'll never believe him now.
No?
- Let's cut through here.
- No way!
We want people and lights.
The more, the better.
Listen, Brewster,
vampires don't exist.
Haven'tyou figured that outyet?
What ifyou're wrong, Evil?
What if Dandrige is a vampire
and he thinksyou know it?
Would you walk down
that alley then?
Oh, fuckyou, Brewster.
Evil,just stickwith us,
all right?
Forget it!
You may be chicken shit, but I'm not.
- What'll we do?
- Let him go.
No vampire's gonna want him anyway.
Probably give him blood poisoning.
Jesus! I warned him!
He got me, Charley!
He bit me!
You know whatyou're gonna
have to do now, don'tyou?
Kill me.
Kill me, Charley...
before I turn into a vampire...
and giveyou a hickey!
You asshole!
You really believed me,
you poor dope!
You'll getyours someday.
Oh, yeah? When?
When I'm bit by a vampire?
There are no such things
as vampires, fruitcake!
Charley, Amy, is thatyou?
It's not working.
I'm not scared.
Hello, Edward.
You don't have to be
afraid of me.
I know what it's like
being different.
Only they won't
pick on you any more...
or beatyou up.
I'll see to that.
All you have to do
is take my hand.
Here, Edward.
Take my hand.
What was that?
Just Evil
messing around again.
Cut it out, Evil!
It's not funny!
Amy, what if Evil
was really in trouble?
You're not gonna let him
suckeryou in again, are you?
Don't tell me
this is a power outage.
Well, what elsewould it be?
Hey! You can't come in here!
- Who are you calling?
-The