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nice guy.
He's certainly nice to be with
while Daddy's down in Banana Land.
You were born with an asshole, Doris.
You don't need Chuck.
Looks like a real nice crowd
we have out here tonight.
Sarah, Chucky.
Hey, where have you been? You're gonna
miss everything. It's going to start.
Oh, kids.
I'll never marry another man with kids.
In 1910, Halley's comet returned.
Everybody thought
they were going to die then.
- What was that?
- Look!
You wanna know what bugs me about all this?
Well, I'm always afraid
someone's gonna see us, you know?
See us how? There's no windows.
They can't see through walls.
Well, Superman can see through walls.
Not these walls. They're made out of steel.
Used to be a fire law.
Superman can see through steel.
No, it's the one thing he cannot see through.
That's lead, you nerd.
- Lead?
Yeah. I mean, Superman can see through
steel like it wasn't there, even.
Well, I guess I'm the only one who's not
outside watching the meteor shower.
Perhaps put the radio on autopilot
and leave me.
I just might put the radio station
on autopilot and sneak out myself.
This is the Big K
of Los Angeles. A great-looking morning
in southern California. 50,000 watts
of oil, steel, and passion FM in the a.m..
It's wake-up time in the City of Angels.
And I'm Steve LaBeau.
- God damn it!
- What?
I've been waiting by that door
for the last 30 minutes,
and that pinhead hasn't brought
the film back yet.
Give the guy a break.
I mean, people are late sometimes.
No, something's wrong.
If he screwed that film up,
we could all be in a lot of trouble.
I'm gonna go over there on the bike.
Oh, jeez!
Don't I get an Egg McMuffin or anything?
- You could do me a favor.
- I did you a favor last night.
If that guy calls,
you tell him I'm on my way over,
and I'm very, very, very, very pissed.
- Hey, what about my 15 bucks?
- Tell him you're pissed, too.
You trust people, you get
screwed over every goddamn time.
Is that you?
Yeah, it's about frigging time.
That's the end of you, DMK.
You're history.
God, bad smog.
Oh, damn it!
Just great!
I don't believe this,
there's clothes everywhere!
I hate days that start like this.
Oh, damn it, damn it!
Eww. Gross.
What is this? Trick or treat?
- Come here.
- What?
- Come here!
- Come here, your ass.
Alright look, I don't know what your scene
is, but don't do anything stupid, okay?
No, you don't seem to understand.
I've been trained to take care of myself.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to hurt you.
Oh, shit!
Let go of me!
Come on, come on, come on!
- Samantha?
- What?
God. What are you trying to do?
Give me a heart attack?
- I thought you were Doris.
- You know, she decked me last night.
Knocked one of my teeth loose, even.
Wait till Daddy hears about that.
You know how he's always telling me
to be careful with my mouth
on account of the dental plan
doesn't cover anything cosmetic.
Anyway, get this. I think Chuck and Doris
spent the night together last night.
Wait till Daddy hears about that.
I mean, even if he isn't pissed off
about my mouth, which I can't imagine.
What's happening?
Oh, yeah, I guess you are a little confused.
God, you look terrible.
I ran away last night after she slugged me.
Left a note and everything.
But I didn't have any place to go,
so I spent the night
in a lawn storage shed.
It was pretty gross with the Synerol
and everything.
God, look at this kitchen.
I'm not cleaning this up.
So anyway, since I was still here
this morning,
I thought, hey, I'll go
to pep squad practice and split after.
Except for I don't know
if pep squad practice is on or not.
I can't get anybody on the phone.
Sammy, you can't get anybody
on the phone because everybody is gone.
What? could you grab the milk, please?
- I swear to God!
- You made me swallow my gum.
There's nobody.
I mean, there's no


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