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She just made the team.
She's an amazing tennis player.
Great. Brad Wysnoski.
I know you from somewhere.
No. No, I don't think so.
I think I'd remember.
So, beautiful.
I hear Angela's not coming back
this semester.
Looks like you need a roommate.
Make me an offer.
I don't know.
You know my dorm isn't co-ed.
I'd sneak out early,
and you wake up smiling.
I don't know. I think...
I think I'd just feel more comfortable
living with another girl.
You understand?
Anyway, that's why I've asked
Stephanie here to move in with me.
What? Right. That's right.
You understand, don't you, babe?
Yeah. Sure. Sure, yeah.
Catch you later. See you, Stephanie.
Bye, Brad.
That was close. You saved my life.
Glad I could help.
I mean, I love Brad and everything,
but if we were in the same room,
he'd be jumping my bones all the time.
We certainly wouldn't want
that to happen, would we?
Anyway, why don't you move in with me?
I mean, that's not such a bad idea.
What do you say?
Sure. No problem.
Great. Listen, I gotta run to class,
so I'll see you at the dorm later on.
- Okay.
- Bye-bye.
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm packing.
I can see that. Why?
- I'm moving in with her.
- With who?
I'm gonna be Shelly's new roommate.
- How the hell did that happen?
- She asked me.
Oh, she asked you. I see. She asked you.
Why the hell did you say yes?
Because she was smiling at me.
Hey, leave me alone,
I'm going, man. It's done.
Steve, you can't move into a girl's dorm.
You're a boy. You have a wee-wee.
How are you going to explain
morning hard-ons?
Wet dreams? Humungous farts?
You think Shelly's not gonna notice this?
Holy shit. What have I done?
Right. What have you done?
Stephanie's not even
registered in the school.
Yeah, well, wait a minute.
This whole thing was your brainstorm.
Anyway, if I had said no to Shelly,
as if I could say no to Shelly,
she would've asked some other girl!
Oh, my God. What did I just say?
Do you know
you just packed your jockstrap?
Andy, how am I going to do this?
I need your help.
I'm taking off for an alien planet.
Hey, you guys. What is going on?
Jackie! Can I borrow a nightie?
I think it stinks.
Come on, it's a piece of cake
for an Einstein like you.
You know, they put people in jail
for things like this.
Who are we harming?
It's not the crime of the century.
All right, so what's the access code?
Okay. We're in.
Oh, before we start,
could you bring up Shelly's file?
Yeah, some airhead.
This girl's an academic giant.
Okay, here's what I want you to enter.
Stephanie Brown.
Transferred from
University of Geneva, Switzerland.
Two years on the tennis team.
Psych major.
And enroll her in those courses
Shelly's taking.
- Wait! Wait!
- Believe me. It's the only way.
The more time you spend with her,
the sooner you'll be cured.
Okay. Welcome to Bramson College.
Would you like me to show you around?
Cut the comedy, Jackie,
you gotta help me pack.
You gotta make sure to throw a lot
of female stuff in there, all right?
You know, I like this. This is really nice.
Can I borrow this?
Listen up.
I wanna lay twenty grand
on Bramson girls' tennis
making number one.
What do you mean you can't?
Come on, find a way to lay it off.
Of course I'm good for it.
Hi. I didn't know what time
you were coming.
- Well, here I am.
- Well, welcome aboard.
- I'm glad you're here.
- Me, too.
All right, this is your bed.
You get the second
and the bottom drawer, half the closet.
I have to study, so if you need anything,
let me know, okay?
Sure will.
Hi, Brad.
No, I had a great time.
No, I can't go out tonight. I have to study.
Of course I love you.
There's a lot of you to love.
Yeah, she just got here.
That's a good... Hold on.
Hey, Stef, do you wanna go out
with one of Brad's friends?
Yeah, it's cool with her.
Okay, you set it up.
Sure, I'll talk to you later.
- Come in.


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