toddler, George.
Think how disappointed he will be
when he gets home.
He better get used to it.
Disappointment will be a big part of his life.
He's a foot short for his age.
And he's cross-eyed.
Ain't that a pretty sight?
I bet they don't even lock their doors.
You won't notice a toy store
on the first leveI...
...but my suggestion is this:
Give the toy store six months free rent
to move up to the third leveI.
When I go to the mall with my little boy,
we always visit the toy store.
He knows he won't get anything unless
it's a speciaI occasion, but like every kid...
...he wants to look around-
Could you spare us the family anecdotes?
There's always a lot of traffic in toy stores.
If people have to go up to the third leveI
to visit the toy store...
...then they have to go through
two other levels to get there.
That's apparent to anyone with children.
And you have to assume
that potentiaI tenants...
...might have kids and would know that...
...and it might entice them
to take up space in the other levels.
That's all I'm saying.
We could have carried up a lot more stuff...
...if you didn't have to bring that idiotic doll
and all her junk!
She's not idiotic!
She's an important training tooI.
You know why men are so lousy
when it comes to taking care of babies?
They have better things to do.
Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars,
shaving, cleaning fish.
Do you know how to do that?
Me?
Margaret.
Oh, okay.
If you didn't have women,
you wouldn't have babies...
...and you wouldn't have people.
If you didn't have men,
who'd drive the ladies to the hospitaI?
Most important, they marry the women,
then the women can go and get the baby.
The baby is in her stomach!
She has to get it installed.
Her stomach isn't just filled up with babies.
- Who installs them?
- A minister and a doctor.
- How?
- How?
She wants to know how?
Tell me, Dennis, how?
The bellybutton. It opens up.
- How come men have them?
- So they don't look weird in bathing suits.
Okay, on the count of three...
...move your hand.
One.
Two.
Three!
Okay, this time on the count of four.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four!
Joey, you hold the hammer
and, Margaret, you hold the naiI.
We did a pretty good job.
- How about a little paint?
- Couldn't hurt.
- You got any?
- My dad does.
- Give me my doll, you jerk!
- I don't have it!
- Give it to me! Dennis!
- I didn't take your doll.
It's not here. Somebody took it.
We've been with you.
Do you guys swear you didn't take it?
Yep.
I've been robbed!
You don't understand.
Baby Louise is a very expensive antique.
Nobody robbed your doll.
- Maybe a bear ate it.
- What?
Yeah, there's no robbers in our town.
What are you eating there, sport?
A apple.
Hi, Mr. Mitchell.
Hello, Polly. Come on in.
- What's the helmet for?
- My girlfriend used to baby-sit for Dennis.
She said to bring a helmet and wear pants.
I'm looking for Polly.
You're Mickey?
Yeah.
She's up in my mom's bathroom
using the armpit perfume.
She says you're such a stud,
she gets nervous and sweats a lot.
CooI.
Come on in.
Tastes funny.
Tastes like paint.
And wood.
I'll make us some sandwiches.
"'Do not cry, little locomotive,'...
"... said old Engine Number 99 to Huffy.
"'One day when you grow up,
you will realize...
"'... that all trains are impotent, important...
"'... even little maiI trains. "'
How can a train grow?
He eats all his coaI
and gets plenty of sleep.
No, what's the point of reading lies?
It teaches kids to eat all their food...
...and go to bed when they're supposed to.
And not cry when mean cabooses
and boxcars make fun of them.
This is so stupid.
Are you ready to get out of here
and go to bed, yet?
I'm not even wrinkled up yet.
Keep reading.
"'I will never be big enough to pull anything
but silly old maiI cars,'...
"... sobbed Huffy.
"Sob...
"Sobbobed Huffy. "
Where are you going?
I'm going to