I think it's because they take off
their shirts.
Then they start to make funny noises...
You can go up...
...as long as you promise
not to disturb Mr. Wilson.
I promise.
You know what, Mrs. Wilson?
What?
You're the nicest old gal on the block.
Hello.
My name is Dennis Mitchell.
I'm the doctor. Open up and say...
Hello.
Mr. Wilson.
George? Are you ready?
The photographer's here.
I got a 9:30, ma'am.
He'll be out any second.
Sorry.
George?
That looks fine, Martha. Leave it alone.
Martha, step back. You're in the picture.
Very good.
Now...
...smile.
Hey, you.
Yeah, you. Come here.
I haven't seen you around here before.
Maybe because
I've never been around here.
What are you up to?
What's it to you?
Now, look.
I run a nice, clean town here
and I don't want any trouble.
My advice to you
is just follow the sun out of here.
Only reason I ain't moving on because
you stopped to give me the breeze.
You have to go to two other levels
to get there and...
Can I call you back?
Hi, Mom.
Good morning.
I hear you're trying to beg off
the Oklahoma City trip.
I asked that it be rescheduled.
Have a Cub Scout meeting or something?
My husband has a trip
that was scheduled before mine.
If you two are traveling at the same time,
no one can watch your kid.
Is that the problem?
- It's not a problem, per se.
- Oh, good.
Because if you want to blow off your trip,
I have to cover for you.
And I have plans I can't break.
I don't have kids but...
...I do have a life.
I'm sorry.
I just won't be able to help you.
God.
- Okay.
- Who do we call first?
Let's start with the A's.
Vicki?
- You call.
- No, you call.
Hello.
Hi. This is Mrs. Mitchell.
Hi. Alice Mitchell.
Hi. Alice Mitchell.
No.
This is Henry Mitchell.
This is Henry Mitchell.
You call.
Hey, Mr. Wilson. I'm sleeping at your joint.
- I brought you some grasshoppers.
- You shouldn't have.
I'll take them, dear.
Thank you so much, Martha. George.
It's our pleasure.
- You saved our lives.
- Save two, lose one.
I'll call you just as soon as I arrive.
- Do you have our number?
- Don't worry about a thing.
I brought my own pillow
so I don't get my spit on yours.
Thank you, dear.
Be a good boy, okay?
Mind your manners
and listen to Mr. And Mrs. Wilson.
- Thanks again.
- Thank you.
Honey?
Bye-bye.
Bring me something good.
'Bye, sweetheart.
'Bye, Dennis.
George, take Dennis' suitcase
up to the guest room, please.
- He's got arms.
- Don't start, dear.
You know why I'm not crying?
Because if I can't be with my parents...
...the person I want to be with is you.
I can't tell you how deeply moved I am.
Don't do that, please.
What?
The cord.
Stop that tapping.
There's not a lot to do around the house
when it's raining out.
- Do you wanna play cards?
- No.
Want to put on your old Navy suit
and play war?
- Is that pirates' gold?
- No.
Is it real valuable?
Yes.
Is that why you keep it in your safe?
Uh-huh.
How come your safe looks like books?
How come you ask so many questions?
I've only been around for five years.
There's a lot of stuff I don't know.
The safe looks like books...
...so if a thief does come in,
he won't recognize it.
- Is a thief a robber?
- Yes.
- Have you ever had a robber here?
- No.
What's the combination to your lock?
You're the last person in the world
I'd tell that to.
You've got it wrote down someplace?
It's in my head.
- What's that mean?
- It means I know it. I remember it.
- What if you forget it?
- I won't forget it. It's a familiar number.
I won't forget it.
What's that mean?
It means it's a number
that I use all the time, so I won't forget it.
I use it all the time.
- I bet I know what it is.
- I doubt that.
I bet it's your address.
Know how I know?
My friend has a bike lock...
...and he uses his address
for the combination so he won't forget.
- You're just as smart as him.
- He.
You got everything figured out, don't you?