Einie.
Don't worry. She'll be fine.
I don't remember bars
being on these windows.
If you need me,
I'll be in my lab dismantling this thing.
Right.
What the hell?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing in my room?
Rape! Mom!
Okay. Okay.
Dad, help!
Freeze, sucker!
I don't want any trouble.
You got trouble now, you piece of trash.
What are you doing here?
I'm in the wrong house.
You got that right, you son of a
Look. I made a mistake.
Damned right you made a mistake!
I'm going to tear your ass up!
That's right. You keep running, sucker!
Tell that realty company that I ain't selling!
We won't be terrorized!
This has got to be the wrong year.
1985?
It can't be.
Drop it.
So you're the son of a bitch
who's been stealing my papers.
Mr. Strickland.
Mr. Strickland. It's me, sir. Marty.
Who?
Martin McFIy.
Don't you know me from school?
I've never seen you before in my life,
but you look like a slacker.
Yeah, that's right. I am a slacker.
You gave me detention last week.
The school burned down six years ago.
You have three seconds to get off my porch
with your nuts intact.
One.
I just want to know what's going on.
Two.
Strickland!
Yeah!
Eat lead, slackers!
Watch where you're going,
crazy drunk pedestrian.
Red.
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Biff Tannen Museum.
Dedicated to Hill Valley's
number one citizen
and America's greatest
living folk hero
the one and only Biff Tannen.
Of course we've all heard the legend,
but who is the man?
Inside you'll learn how Biff
became one of the richest men in America.
Learn the amazing history
of the Tannen family
starting with his grandfather
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen
fastest gun in the West.
See Biff's humble beginnings
and how a trip to the racetrack
on his 21st birthday
made him a millionaire overnight.
Share in the excitement
of a fabulous winning streak
that earned him the nickname
"The Luckiest Man on Earth."
Learn how Biff parlayed
that lucky winning streak
into the vast empire called Biffco.
Discover how in 1979
Biff successfully lobbied
to legalize gambling
and turned Hill Valley's
dilapidated courthouse
into a beautiful casino hotel.
I just want to say one thing:
God bless America!
Meet the women
who shared his passion
as he searched for true love
and relive Biff's happiest moment
as in 1973
he realized his romantic dream
by marrying his high school sweetheart
Lorraine Baines McFIy.
Third time's the charm.
No!
No!
Come with us upstairs.
Let me go.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
The easy way.
Mom? Mom, is that you?
Just relax, Marty.
You've been asleep
for almost two hours.
I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible.
Well, you're safe and sound now,
back on the good old 27th floor.
27th floor!
Mom? Mom, that can't be you.
Well, yes, it's me, Marty. Are you all right?
I'm fine. I'm fine.
It's just that you're so You're so
big.
Everything's going to be fine, Marty.
Are you hungry?
I can call room service.
Room service?
Lorraine!
Oh, my God. It's your father.
My father?
You're supposed to be in Switzerland,
you son of a bitch!
My father!
You got kicked out of
another boarding school?
Do you know how much dough
I've blown on your no-good kids?
What the hell do you care? We can afford it.
The least we can do with that money
is provide a better life for our children.
Hold on. Let's get this straight.
Marty is your kid, not mine.
All the world's money
wouldn't help that lazy bum.
Stop it, Biff. Just stop it.
Look at him.
He's a butthead, just like his old man was.
Don't you dare speak
that way about George.
You're not even half the man he was.
You son of a bitch!
Always the little hothead?
You want to take a poke at me?
You want to take a poke at me?
Damn it, Biff.
That's it. I'm leaving.
So go ahead. Think about this, Lorraine!
Who's going to pay for your clothes?
And your jewelry and liquor?
Who's going to pay for your cosmetic surgery?