completely down the toilet.
I did?
I mean, he did?
Hey, Gramps
I told you two coats of wax on my car,
not just one!
I just put the second coat on last week.
With your eyes closed?
Are you two related?
Hello? Hello? Anybody home?
You think Griff called me
Grandpa for his health?
He's Griff?
Gramps!
What the hell am I paying you for?
Kid, say hello to your grandma for me.
Get out of there, Gramps.
Take it easy!
And McFIy, don't go anywhere!
You're next!
This is a video game.
I got it working.
My dad taught me about these.
It is Wild Gunman.
How do you play this thing?
I'll show you, kid.
I'm a crack shot at this.
You mean you have to use your hands?
That's like a baby's toy.
Baby's toy?
Pepsi Perfect.
Damn!
Pepsi.
McFIy!
I thought I told you to stay in here!
Guys, how's it going?
McFIy!
Yeah?
McFIy!
What?
Your shoe's unbelted.
So, McFIy, have you made a decision
about tonight's opportunity?
Yeah, Griff. I was thinking about how
I'm not sure because it might be dangerous.
What's wrong, McFIy?
You got no scrote?
He's a complete wimp.
What's it going to be, McFIy?
Are you in or out?
I just, I'm not sure that I should.
I should discuss it with my father.
Your father?
Wrong answer, McFIy! You lose!
Okay, Griff, I'll do it.
Whatever you say.
Stay down and shut up.
Keep pedaling, you two!
Now
let's hear the right answer.
Well!
Since when did you become
the physical type?
The answer's no, Griff.
No?
What are you, deaf and stupid? I said no!
What's wrong, McFIy? Chicken?
What did you call me, Griff?
Chicken, McFIy!
Nobody calls me
chicken.
All right, punk!
Look!
Stop! Little girl, little girl.
Stop. Look, I need to
borrow your "hoverboard".
Where is he?
Here.
There!
He's on a hoverboard.
Get the boards!
Get McFIy!
Get him!
Yeah, we got him!
There's something very
familiar about all this.
McFIy, you bojo!
Those boards don't work on water!
Unless you've got power!
Hook on!
Batter up!
Holy shit!
Buttheads.
Drying mode on.
Jacket drying.
Your jacket is now dry.
Hey, kid. Hey, little girl, thanks.
Keep it. I got a Pit Bull now.
Come on.
Save the clock tower!
Throw in $100
and help save the clock tower.
Sorry, no.
That's an important historical landmark!
Some other time.
Lightning struck that thing 60 years ago.
Wait a minute.
Cubs win World Series
Against Miami?
Yeah, it's something, huh?
Who would've thought? 100-1 shot!
I wish I could go back
to the beginning of the season
bet on the Cubs.
I just meant Miami
What did you just say?
I wish I could go back to the beginning
of the season, bet on the Cubbies!
This has an interesting feature.
It has a dust jacket.
Books had these to protect the covers.
That was before dust-repellent paper.
If you're interested in dust,
we have something from the 1980s
called a Dustbuster.
I can't lose.
Up here!
Doc, what's going on?
Stand by. I'll park over there.
Yeah, all right.
Hey, right on time.
Flying DeLorean?
I haven't seen one in 30 years.
Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
I'm walking here!
I'm walking here!
What the hell?
Don't drive trank, low-res scuzzball!
Two of them?
I left him in
a suspended animation kennel.
Einstein never knew I was gone!
Marty!
What in the name
of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?
Doc, my kid showed up.
All hell broke loose.
Your kid?
Great Scott, I was afraid of this.
I used it on Jennifer. There wasn't enough
power left to knock your son out for a full hour.
Doc, Doc, look at this!
It's changing.
I was framed!
Yes! Yes, of course!
Because this hoverboard incident
occurred, Griff goes to jail.
Your son won't go with him tonight.
That robbery won't take place!
History, future history,
has been altered, and this is proof!
We've succeeded, not as planned,
but no matter. Let's get Jennifer and go home!
Hi, Einie. Hi, buddy.
What's this?
A souvenir.
"50 years of sports statistics"."
Hardly recreational reading material.