system works swiftly
now that they've abolished lawyers.
This is heavy.
It gets worse. Your daughter tries
to break him out and gets sent up for 20 years.
My daughter. I have a daughter?
This one event starts a chain reaction
that completely destroys your entire family.
Doc, this date...
This is tomorrow's newspaper.
Precisely. I already went further ahead
into time to see what else happens.
I backtracked everything to this one event.
We're here to prevent this event from happening.
Damn! I'm late!
Where are you going now?
To intercept the real Marty Jr.
You're taking his place.
The Cafe '80s, guy named Griff, just say no!
What about Jennifer?
We can't just leave her here.
She'll be safe.
It'll just be for a few minutes.
Marty, be careful. That Griff has
a few short circuits in his bionic implants.
[Portentous instrumental music]
MARTY: The future.
GAS STATION: Welcome to Texaco.
You can trust your car
to the system with the star.
Checking oil. Checking landing gear.
[Ominous Jaws theme playing]
Shark still looks fake.
Hi, friends. Goldie Wilson III
for Wilson Hover Conversion Systems.
You know, when my grandpa
was mayor of Hill Valley...
... he had to worry about traffic problems...
... but now
you don't have to worry about traffic.
I'll hover-convert your old road car
into a skyway flier...
... for only $39,999.95.
So come on down and see me...
... Goldie Wilson III,
at any one of our 29 convenient locations.
Remember, Keep 'Em Flying.
[Michael Jackson's Beat It playing in restaurant]
MICHAEL JACKSON: It's got a hot salsa,
avocados...
... cilantro mixed with your choice
of beans, chicken...
... beef or pork.
CUSTOMER: Waiter. Waiter.
[Electric motors]
REAGAN: Welcome to the Cafe '80s...
... where it's always morning in America,
even in the afternoon.
Our special today is mesquite-grilled sushi.
AYATOLLAH: Have the hostage special!
REAGAN: Cajun style.
AYATOLLAH: The hostage special!
AYATOLLAH: You must have
the hostage special!
All I want is a Pepsi.
McFly!
Yeah. I seen you around.
You're Marty McFly's kid, aren't you?
- Biff?
- You're Marty Jr.
Tough break, kid.
Must be rough being named after
a complete butthead.
What's that mean?
Hello. Hello. Anybody home?
Think, McFly, think!
Your old man? Mr. Loser?
- What?
- That's right.
Loser with a capital "L."
Look, I happen to know George McFly is...
I'm not talking about George McFly.
I'm talking about his kid.
Your old man, Marty McFly Sr.?
The man who took his life
and flushed it completely down the toilet.
I did?
I mean, he did?
GRIFF: Hey, Gramps...
...I told you two coats of wax on my car,
not just one!
BIFF: I just put the second coat on last week.
- With your eyes closed?
- Are you two related?
Hello? Hello? Anybody home?
You think Griff called me
Grandpa for his health?
MARTY: He's Griff?
GRIFF: Gramps!
What the hell am I paying you for?
BIFF: Kid, say hello to your grandma for me.
GRIFF: Get out of there, Gramps.
BIFF: Take it easy!
And McFly, don't go anywhere!
You're next!
BOY: This is a video game.
[Beeps and bloops]
I got it working.
BOY: My dad taught me about these.
MARTY: It is Wild Gunman.
BOY: How do you play this thing?
I'll show you, kid.
I'm a crack shot at this.
BOY: You mean you have to use your hands?
That's like a baby's toy.
Baby's toy?
MARTY JR: Pepsi Perfect.
- Damn!
- Pepsi.
GRIFF: McFly!
I thought I told you to stay in here!
Guys, how's it going?
GRIFF: McFly!
MARTY JR: Yeah?
GRIFF: McFly!
MARTY JR: What?
Your shoe's unbelted.
So, McFly, have you made a decision
about tonight's opportunity?
Yeah, Griff. I was thinking about how
I'm not sure because it might be dangerous.
What's wrong, McFly?
VIXEN: You got no scrote?
He's a complete wimp.