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to go.
- Come on!
Isn't he a dreamboat?
- She didn't even look at him.
- This is more serious than I thought.
Your mother is infatuated with you
instead of your father.
Wait a minute, Doc.
Are you trying to tell me
that my mother has got the hots for me?
- Precisely.
- This is heavy.
There's that word again. "Heavy."
Why are things so heavy in the future?
Is there a problem with the Earth's gravity?
The only way we're going to
get them to mate is if they're alone.
You've got to get them to interact...
...in some sort of social...
- You mean like a date?
- Right!
What kind of date?
What do kids do in the '50s?
They're your parents.
You must know them.
What are their common interests?
What do they like to do together?
Nothing.
Look! There's a rhythmic
ceremonial ritual coming up.
The Enchantment Under the Sea dance!
They're supposed to go to this.
- That's where they kiss for the first time.
- All right, kid.
You stick to your father like glue
and make sure he takes her to that dance.
George, buddy...
...remember that girl
I introduced you to, Lorraine?
What are you writing?
Stories.
Science fiction stories
about visitors...
..ing down to Earth
from other planets.
Get out of town!
I didn't know you did anything creative.
- Let me read some.
- No, no.
I never let anybody read my stories.
Why not?
What if they didn't like them?
What if they told me I was no good?
I guess that would be pretty hard
for somebody to understand.
No. No, not hard at all.
So anyway, George. About Lorraine.
She really likes you.
She told me to tell you
that she wants you to ask her...
...to the Enchantment
Under the Sea dance.
- Really?
- Yeah.
All you got to do is go over there
and ask her.
Right here, right now, in the cafeteria?
What if she said no? I don't know
if I could take that kind of rejection.
Besides, I think she'd rather go
with somebody else.
Who?
Biff.
- Don't kid around. Come on.
- Come on. Leave.
You know you want it.
You know you want me to give it to you.
Shut your filthy mouth.
I'm not that kind of girl.
Maybe you are
and you just don't know it yet.
Get your meat hooks off of me.
You heard her.
She said, get your meat hooks...
...off.
Please.
What's it to you, butthead?
You been looking for a fight.
Since you're new here,
I'm going to cut you a break...
...today.
So why don't you make like a tree...
...and get out of here.
George!
Why do you keep following me?
George, I'm telling you,
if you do not ask Lorraine to that dance...
- ...I'll regret it for the rest of my life.
- I can't go.
I'll miss my favorite TV program,
Science Fiction Theater.
Yeah, but Lorraine wants to go with you.
Give her a break.
I'm just not ready
to ask Lorraine out to the dance...
...and not you
or anybody else on this planet...
...is going to make me change my mind.
Science Fiction Theater.
Who are you?
Silence, Earthling.
My name is Darth Vader.
I am an extraterrestrial
from the planet Vulcan.
Marty!
- Marty! Marty!
- George, buddy.
You weren't at school.
What have you been doing?
I overslept. I need your help.
I have to ask Lorraine out,
but I don't know how to do it.
Keep your pants on. She's over in the cafe.
God! How do you...?
What made you change your mind?
Last night, Darth Vader came down
from planet Vulcan...
...and told me that if I didn't
take Lorraine out, he'd melt my brain.
Let's just keep this brain-melting stuff
to ourselves, okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
- All right. There she is.
Just go in there and invite her.
- But I don't know what to say.
- Say anything.
Say whatever's natural,
the first thing that comes into your mind.
Nothing's coming to my mind.
Jesus. It's a wonder I was even born.
- What? What?
- Nothing.
Tell her destiny brought you together.
Tell her she is the most beautiful girl
you have ever seen in the world.
Girls like that stuff.
- What are you

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