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something bigger.
You know,
size is very important to me.
Come on, Michaela.
So how's married life?
Good. Good.
-It's good.
-Are you busy later?
My parents are sort of out of town.
You're not making me look good,
Michaela. My boss is watching.
And we're closing in five minutes.
Well, maybe next time, Stan.
-I'm sorry.
-What happened?
She's sort of a problem.
Now she's a problem.
A minute ago, she was a customer.
Oh, look, your friend's here.
Hey, Darce.
Is that what you're wearing
to the prom?
Michaela, you're really so mean.
I'm just kidding.
-Darce?
-I'm in the Jacuzzi.
Oh, there's a letter for you
on the table from Caltech.
"You have been awarded
a full scholarship in architecture.
Your scholarship covers
both tuition and dormitory costs.
You will be required to perform
30 hours a week of work-study.
In response
to your recent inquiry...
... Caltech doesn't provided
freshman married housing. "
What'd it say?
-What are you doing?
-I didn't want the damn thing anyhow.
-You mean, you didn't get it?
-I didn't want it.
Oh, but still, you would've felt better
if you had turned them down, huh?
No, I wouldn't.
You're the world's worst liar.
I'm sorry.
Darcy. I want to talk to you
in my office now.
Wilma. Yoo-hoo, I'm home.
It's me, Fred.
Fred Flintstone. Your Bedrock lover.
Yabba-dabba-doo.
You don't like it.
Yeah, I like it. It's....
I'm just not used to it yet.
I tried on my dress today
for the prom.
I look like
a Thanksgiving Day float.
I also itch everywhere,
my ankles are fat...
...there's something hanging out of
my butt, the article's not going well.
And now I have to get a haircut.
Something hanging?
When you're pregnant, sometimes
you get hemorrhoids, okay?
Bummer.
-Oh, and I got fired.
-You were gonna quit anyway.
You know, I hate to say this,
but there's something else wrong.
-What?
-Your foot.
-What?
-Yeah, it's just missing something.
What's wrong with my feet?
For the prom.
No, I can't go to the prom. They'll
have to rent a bigger gymnasium.
You know, my chrie...
...if the shoe fits,
you must leave everything behind...
...move to the castle avec moi...
...and live happily ever after.
It fits.
So, what do you think?
I don't know. I can't see them.
-I can.
-And?
It's perfect. Just like you.
It's fantastic.
You've gotta see it.
It's a whole new approach to safe sex.
It's no big deal.
-It's a stuffed animal.
-It's not. You'll love it.
Darce, how you doing?
Remember, the tux turns
into a pumpkin at midnight.
-I owe you one, buddy.
-All right.
-I can do this, right? I mean, I can--
-You look beautiful and sexy too.
-Darcy, your hair looks great.
-Thanks.
You look so French.
It took me 10 minutes
to get out of the car.
-How will I make it on the dance floor?
-Simple. I rented a forklift.
Okay. Now, if you two
will just stand on the white tape.
Good, good.
Okay, kids, look at the camera.
We wanna look at each other.
I do this 100 times a night, honey.
Come on, over here.
-Look at the camera.
-Take the picture, please.
Looking pretty foxy in that tux, boy.
Darcy, hi.
I haven't seen you in so--
Oh, my God. You are huge.
-Honey, you are lighter than air.
-Oh, yeah, so is a blimp.
A blimp can't dance.
You know, I think this is the best
senior prom that we've ever been to.
It's the only senior prom
we've been to.
I know. That's why it's the best.
-I sure hope junior has your eyes.
-Oh, wait a minute, now.
-What?
-Who says this is gonna be a junior?
All right, what's the female word
for junior?
Well, they say....
It's....
I don't know.
-They haven't invented a word.
-We should invent one.
-No, we gotta invent a name.
-Right.
-What were we on last night?
-S's.
-S's?
-Yeah.
Sarah.
-Stewart.
-No.
-No?
-Stephanie.
-Sting.
-Oh, yeah. Definitely.
-I love Sting.
-Sting Bobrucz.
Sting Bobrucz, that's
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