this come from?
It's Mr. Browne,
that's who it is.
Oh, he's on his way to London.
Mr. Browne?
If you are Mr. Browne, would you be
kind enough to get down off my lap?
It is Mr. Browne!
It is you!
You didn't think that
I could do that spell, did you?
Oh, I am glad to see you.
But what about all these Germans?
Well, as Charlie says, "What's wrong with the
substitutiary locomotion spell?"
- That ought to be useful.
- No, but it isn't ready yet.
- You saw what happened this afternoon.
- Well, we have to chance it.
We can't let these so-and-sos get away
with their beastly little raid.
Mr. Browne, won't you get up
off the floor, and we'll go to work.
Herr Oberst!
- Jolly good luck, my dear.
- Thank you, Emelius.
- Let's hope you haven't
forgotten the spell, Miss Price.
- Oh, not this time, Charlie.
Found this in the castle.
Probably not a magic broom, but it
might make you feel more at home.
Well, thank you, Carrie.
That was very thoughtful of you.
Come now, children.
Let's get out of Miss Price's way.
Treguna...
Mekoides...
Trecorum...
Satis Dee.
Look!
Sound the advance!
Just in time for the kickoff.
Steady on the left.
Victory for England
and St. George!
It's like a Lord Mayor's show.
Pikemen, hold your distance!
Treguna, Mekoides
And Trecorum Satis Dee
Treguna, Mekoides
And Trecorum Satis Dee
Treguna, Mekoides
and Trecorum Satis Dee
Fire!
Fire!
Blimey!
- Where's it coming from, Sergeant?
- Sounds like the sea road, sir.
- Come on, lads, after me!
- Come on! Fall in, lads.
Good shooting, bowmen!
Well caught, sir!
Very good!
Knock his block off!
That's it!
Mr. Browne, make those children
take cover this instant!
Are you still there, Colonel?
I thought you'd be
on your way by now.
You see? Things may not
be so easy for you after all.
Good-bye, Colonel.
Eglantine.
Oh, Eglantine.
Dear Mr. Browne.
Miss Price, we thought
they'd damaged you.
See? No one
can hurt Miss Price.
There they are, lads!
I sensed something was afoot.
All right!
Drive them into the sea!
Firing positions, you fellas.
Both sides.
All right, men.
Hold your fire.
I think we've taught
the Hun a lesson.
He'll think twice
before coming back here again.
It's tragic.
All your spells, your equipment-
all gone.
Still, I was able to perform
some small service first.
That mean you ain't
going to be a witch no more?
- Never?
- No, Paul.
I realized some time ago
that I could never be a proper witch.
When was that? Was it that first
magic moment when you laid eyes on me?
No. It was the day
my poisoned dragon's liver arrived.
I knew then that anyone...
who felt the way I did
about poisoned dragon's liver...
had no business being a witch.
- You're certain you're doing the right thing?
- Well, I think so.
The way things are, it's
much too dangerous being a civilian.
- Take care of yourself, gov.
- I'll do that.
And I'll be back
before you've grown an inch taller.
- We'll be together again.
- Sounds like you have an escort to the station.
Parade, halt!
Well, here we go.
- Permission to move off, sir.
- Carry on, Sergeant.
Parade, by the right.
Quick!
March! Left! Left!
Left, right, left!
Suppose that's it.
We ain't gonna have
no fun no more.
Well, still got this,
ain't I?
Call out the navy
Call out the ranks
Call out the air force
Call out the tanks
From the Cliffs of Dover
Call up the gulls
And don't forget
the loyal territorials
But who's digging in here
Who will defend
Every inch of England
No matter what they send
Who's standing firm
in our own front yard
The soldiers of
the old Home Guard, that's who
The soldiers
of the old Home Guard
I don't mind saying,
to see it all together at last,
there isn't much I wouldn't do.You there, which way
to Pepperinge Eye?
Couldn't say, sir. It said on the
wireless to paint out the signposts
in case the Nazis drop in.
I'm not a Nazi!
I'm a British officer!
That's what you'd say
if you