there ain't no train.
Not until milk job,
4:00 am tomorrow morning.
- Mind if I wait here?
- Suit yourself. Good night, sir.
Good night.
Out you go, Cosmic.
Hello?
Emelius Browne, do you know
you could be warm and cozy
in that house at this very moment?
For once in your useless life,
you really seem to have been needed.
You're a failure, Emelius Browne,
and a coward.
No, frдulein, this is not
the invasion, just a little exercise.
A minor raid to induce panic
and to spread a little mischief.
When you English
get it through your head
that German forces can land
whenever and wherever we please,
perhaps you will consider
reasonable peace.
Not bloody likely!
Go on, Miss Price. Do it to him.
I must say, it's very tempting.
Colonel, how would you feel about
being turned into a nice white rabbit?
I said how would you feel about
being turned into a nice white rabbit?
Be quiet, please.
Filigree, apogee, epogee...
- Not again.
- Your memory, Miss Price.
Would you kindly fetch my notebook
from the workroom?
Righto.
Silence!
Frдulein, we have work to do.
I am sorry, but I must send
all of you someplace
where you will no longer
be a nuisance.
As the words sell the tune
And the moonbeams the moon
All I need to succeed in my plan
Is a champion rare
With a flourish and a flair
Eglantine.
Where's the spell for rabbits?
The easiest of all, she says.
Confound it. Can't women ever learn
to file things properly?
Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee.
That's it.
Filigree...
apogee, pedigree, perigee.
Come along, my boy.
For once in your life,
you've got to believe in something.
That's it. Good lad.
Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee.
What's the use of putting us
in that drafty castle?
It's quite chilly.
The colonel believes when a British
female decides to become a nuisance
she can become
the greatest nuisance in the world,
and I'm inclined to agree with him.
You need a lesson in manners, Sergeant.
If I only had my notebook,
I'd make certain you'd learn a few.
Jumping Jehosophat! More Gerries.
Take it easy, can't you?
- Try holding your breath.
- I am holding it.
We could strip him down
and grease him with soap.
No, it's no good.
Could have told you that
in the first place.
If we can't get Paul out we'll just
have to think of something else.
What about that spell
that makes things move about?
- But I need weapons.
- How about all these things?
I'm afraid they're a bit ancient.
- Where did this come from?
- It's Mr. Browne, that's who it is.
He's on his way to London.
Mr. Browne?
If you are Mr. Browne, would you
be kind enough to get off my lap?
It is Mr. Browne.
It is you.
You didn't think
I could do that spell, did you?
I am glad to see you.
But what about all these Germans?
What's wrong with
the substitutiary locomotion spell?
- That ought to be useful.
- It isn't ready yet.
- You saw what happened.
- We have to chance it.
We can't let these so-and-sos get
away with their beastly little raid.
Won't you get up off the floor?
We'll go to work.
- Jolly good luck, my dear.
- Thank you.
Let's hope you haven't
forgotten the spell.
- Not this time.
- Found this in the castle.
Probably not magic, but it might
make you feel more at home.
- That was very thoughtful of you.
- Let's get out of Miss Price's way.
Treguna...
mekoides...
trecorum...
satis dee.
Look!
Sound the advance.
Just in time for the kickoff.
Steady on the left.
Victory for England and St. George.
Like a Lord Mayor's Show.
Pikemen, hold your distance.
Treguna mekoides
And trecorum satis dee
Treguna mekoides
And trecorum satis dee
Treguna mekoides
And trecorum satis dee
Fire.
Fire!
Blimey.
- Where's it coming from?
- Sounds like the sea road, sir.
Come on, lads. After me.
Good shooting, bowmen.
Well caught, sir. Very good.
Knock his block off! That's it.
Make those children take cover
this instant.
Are you still there, Colonel?
I thought you'd