a problem
with bears around here.
Never leave food uncovered,
even in the lodge.
Never.
You see a bear near you,
stand still.
Let him know that you know
that he sees you.
And back up, hmm? Real slow.
Anybody's in trouble,
get my attention.
I'll be on it
like a duck on a June bug.
Now, make yourselves
comfortable.
I think I'm going to bed.
Shut up!
Lord, I'm bushed.
New book?
Yes. It's about surviving
in the wilderness.
You're always reading something.
Yeah. My secretary gave it
to me. Do you know why?
Huh?
You know why
she gave me the book?
That guy gave me the creeps with
all that talk about the bear.
Why she gave you the book?
Because you're
the salt of the earth.
Oh, is that so?
You're the most excellent man.
That's why I married you.
And you're the only woman
I've ever wanted.
Well, then...
see what a luck y guy you are?
Yes, I do.
CHARLES: This is
a special day for me.
I know it is. I'm really glad
you came away with us.
You should get away more often.
Charles.
Yeah?
Can you go downstairs
and get me a sandwich?
Yeah, OK. Of course.
Did I ever tell you
you're an angel?
No.
Everything but the wings.
A sandwich.
Aah!
Surprise!
Oh, my God.
Charles, are you all right?
Christ, Charles.
Are you all right?
Jesus, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?
- I'm fine.
- Are you all right?
- Uh-huh.
- You sure?
EVERYONE SINGING:
Happy birthday dear Charles
Happy birthday.
So you didn't forget.
I could never forget you.
I could never forget.
Come here, baby.
- Yes, sir! Yes, sir.
- A glass of champagne.
Champagne for Charles!
Thank you. Thank you.
Blow out the candle, Charles.
May I have your attention
for a moment, please?
Can I get serious for a moment?
Charles, thank you
for your good nature,
your intelligence,
your generosity.
Yeah.
Uh, forgive usfor this charade.
And in short, happy birthday.
ALL: Happy birthday, Charles.
CHARLES: Thank you.
To a good companion,
a goodfriend, and a good sport.
And a very brave man.
MAN: Hear, hear!
Here.
Thank you. Ah.
Right.
Oh, Mickey, that's beautiful.
There's an engraving inside.
What's it say, Charles?
It says, "To my beloved husband
on his birthday...
'from the luckiest woman
in the world."
ALL: Ohh...
This is a superb present.
Thank you.
MICKEY: May you wear it
in good health.
Here you go.
Here you go, you birthday boy.
Thank you.
MAN: Ooh...
SECOND MAN: What is it?
- Oh, look at that!
- Good knife.
CHARLES: It's beautiful.
Give him a coin. You got
to give the donor a coin.
Old superstition.
Ah, yes. Thank you.
STEPHEN: Give him a coin?
If someone gives you a knife,
you should give them
a coin in return...
or it cuts the friendship.
Thank you, Bob.
Charles.
Getting late. Work day tomorrow.
Let's pack it in.
- Happy birthday, Charles.
- Happy birthday.
Thanks. Thank you. Good night.
STEPHEN: Come on.
WOMAN: Happy birthday.
Thank you.
- Happy birthday to you.
- Thank you.
Nice looking lady. Your wife?
Yes. Why do you ask?
Just like to know
who everybody is.
STEPHEN: Hold on.
It's flaring. Got it.
- OK... and let's go.
- Five, six.
All righty.
Beautiful.
Really beautiful. Great.
- Yep.
- Yeah, that's great.
- Oops.
- Could you lift that up?
- Are we on here?
- Give me the 180.
- For me?
- No, no, no.
ROBERT: One more. Let's go.
We'll do one more roll.
One more roll.
Officer... can I sunbathe
on this beach nude?
Sorry, lady,
it's against the rules.
But I have a divine right.
ROBERT: Your left ain't bad,
either, but rules is rules.
Let's go. Check it, please.
ROBERT: Beautiful.
MAN: Huh. Kodiak bear.
Soon kill you as look atyou.
And the one's killed a man,
man-hunter for the rest
of his life.
Nothing he'd rather eat.
Got the taste of human flesh.
A man-killing machine.
ROBERT: I'm leaving today,
so let's getthe shoes polished.
Do I need to walk you
through this whole thing?
- No, the shoes-
- Scrapthe shoes.