Come back down here.
The more you fill with glee
The more the glee
The more we're a merrier we
Oh, welcome, children! Welcome!
Make yourselves comfortable.
That's right.
Pull up a chair.
Oh, pull up...
I must say, you're a sight,
the lot of you!
Speaking of sight,
it reminds me of me brother.
He's got a nice cushy job
in a watch factory.
In a watch factory?
What does he do?
He stands about all day
and makes faces!
He makes faces
in a watch fact...
You made that up. I know.
That's so good!
Such behaviour!
Well, it's the most
disgraceful sight I've ever seen,
or my name isn't Mary Poppins.
Speaking of names, I know a man
with a wooden leg named Smith.
What's the name
of his other leg?
Wasn't that funny?
What's the name of his other...
Now, then, children,
it's time for tea.
I will not have
my schedule interrupted.
Oh, please stay. Look, I have
a splendid tea all ready for you.
And it's getting cold!
Well, I had hoped that maybe,
that you would just, that...
Splendid! Thank you very much!
Keep your feet back. Mind the bread
and butter. Now, watch it, children.
I knew she could bring it off.
And a proper tea it is too.
Next thing, I suppose,
you'll be wanting me to pour out.
Oh, well. If I must, I must.
If you'll just stop behaving
like a pack of laughing hyenas!
- Two lumps, Uncle Albert?
- Yes, please.
- Uh, Bert?
- Uh, no, no, thank you. No sugar for me.
I'm so glad you came.
It wouldn't be any fun without you.
Here, and you may pour some milk
for Michael and yourself.
Nice weather we're having this
time of year, don't you think?
Oh, yeah.
Uh, speaking of weather...
the other day
when it was so cold...
a friend of mine went to buy
some long underwear, you know.
The shopkeeper said to him,
"How long do you want it?"
And my friend said,
"Well, from about September to March."
Jane! Control yourself!
Children, will you please
sit up properly at the table?
- Your tea, Uncle Albert.
- Oh, thank you, my dear.
I'm having such a good time. I wish that
you could all stay up here all the time.
We'll jolly well have to.
There's no way to get down.
Oh, no, there is a way.
Frankly I,
I don't like to mention it...
because you have to think
of something sad.
Then do get on with it, please!
Let me see.
I've got the very thing.
Yesterday when the lady
next door answered the bell,
there was a man there.
And the man said to the lady,
"I'm terribly sorry.
I just ran over your cat."
- Oh, that's sad.
- The poor cat.
And then the man said,
"I'd like to replace your cat."
And the lady said,
"That's all right with me, but
how are you at catching mice?"
Well, you know I started out sad.
I, I try, really I do.
But, but everything ends up
so hilarious, I can't...
I can't help...
That will be quite enough of that!
It's time to go home.
- Oh, that is sad.
- Oh, no!
Oh, that's sad. That's
the saddest thing I ever heard.
Come along, children. Spit spot!
Must you really go?
You know, people come to see me
all the time, you know.
And, and we have such a lovely time,
and then they have to go home.
And, and I'm very, very sad
about the whole thing.
Don't worry.
We'll come back soon.
We had a lovely time.
Uh, keep an eye on Uncle Albert,
will you, Bert?
- I'll sit with him a while.
- Thank you. Come on.
Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke
I saved for just such an occasion.
- Would you like to hear it?
- I'd be so grateful.
Righto. Well,
it's about me granddad, see?
And one night,
he had a nightmare, he did.
- So scared that he chewed
his pillow to bits.
- Yes.
- To bits.
- Yes.
- Next morning I says...
- "How do you feel, Granddad?"
- Yes.
He says, "Oh, not bad.
A little down in the mouth!"
Yeah, I always say there's
nothing like a good joke.
No. And that was nothing
like a good joke! That...
Bit late tonight,
aren't you, Banks?
I say, Banks!
Is anything the matter, Banks?
Banks!
- Oh, Father, we're so glad you're