Ah!
(Ellie) Oh!
- Ooh!
- Damn!
(coughing)
Lucky we're close to town,
- Oh, yeah? How's that lucky?
- Well, because we can walk,
- Not me,
- what?
- What are you talking about?
- I'm staying here,
Staying here? Why?
First of all, I'd never leave my goat
out here, all right?
Secondly, if I walked into town,
the whole world
would know I broke down,
Come on, It happens to everybody,
Yeah, well, not to me,
Then why are we standing here?
Hey! Hey!
- Whoa, Hey,
- (woman) Are you OK?
Yeah, yeah, I got a little car problem,
Can I use your radio?
Sure,
- Can I get channel 18?
- Yeah,
(man and woman moaning)
(Michael) Brooklyn Boy, Brooklyn Boy,
this is Red Goat here.
Do you read me?
Hey, Brooklyn Boy, you read me?
Oh, whoa, whoa,
Time-out, time-out, time-out,
wait a minute, wait, wait,
wait a minute,
- Mike, is that you?
- Yeah, yeah, it's me,
Listen, I got an SOS, OK?
Five miles north of town on 73,
Do you read me?
Hey, I'm coming, I'm coming, Chill out,
- Hey, Vinnie,
- Hey, my partner needs me,
Come on, we're outta here,
So, what am I? Kryptonite?
- Do you want a sip?
- I don't like beer,
Right,
Sawyer and Harlan,
wait till Crystal finds out about this,
Reenie, zip it up, huh?
(honking)
Hey, you punks, move that piece of junk
off the side of the road!
(continues honking)
Sit on this, butt-plug,
(honking)
What's that? Huh?
(Michael) OK, ease up, This is it,
That's good, Vinnie,
Reenie, not now,
I'm not in the mood no more,
You'll be begging me later,
If you're lucky,
Motor-head Mike broke down, huh? Aw,
wait till we spread that around school,
I had a really neat time tonight,
Yeah, Sure, you did,
No, No, really, It was, um...
It was a surprise,
Like you, Harlan,
Hey, Ellie?
The name is Michael,
OK?
OK... Michael,
- Good night,
- Night,
- Let's go, Vinnie!
- Yo, blasting off!
I thought you had dibs on Sawyer, Sherm,
Look, do we have a deal or what?
Well, messing with Harlan and Tonto,
that's gonna cost you,
- How much?
- One videocassette,
- Term paper,
- Science project,
You got it!
(snickering)
- Let's go,
- Let's go,
Aah!
97, 98, 99...
100,
You know, you ain't exactly
been the perfect date, Vinnie,
You ain't exactly been
the perfect date, Reenie,
Since when?
Since it's 10:00 and you still
ain't turned into a pepperoni pizza,
well, you can just drif, hum-hole,
The sock ain't fooling anyone,
Poor girl,
You know, I seen this movie
where this haunted car flames guys out,
Yeah, I wonder what the hell
shorted out the electrical system,
Have a look at the starter,
It's totally shot,
I swear, somebody's
got it in for you, Mikey,
Yeah, Pisses me off,
Ah! I remember this Mannix where these
dudes are afer this other dude, right?
So the dudes put a stick of dynamite
in the first dude's car,
so when he turns the ignition,
all of a sudden, it...
It gets flamed, right?
- Oh, you seen it, too?
- Oh, Vinnie,
Hey, what's this piece of junk?
I don't know,
I found it out at old Dawson Field,
I figured maybe I could shine it up
and pass it off as my science project,
Yeah, well, good luck, You'll need it,
Yeah, Thanks for
helping me out, Vinnie,
Hey, no sweat,
I'll see ya at the brain fest tomorrow,
- (Michael) OK, take it easy,
- Yeah, Night,
Good night,
(bell)
Somebody's definitely
got it in for you, Mikey,
Oh, yeah? Like who, huh?
Some low-octane type, Crystal, maybe,
(# rock over radio)
Hey, Vinnie,
Holy shit,
- Look at this,
- Oh, my God,
- (crackle)
- Ah!
- You all right?
- Yeah,
(Vinnie) So, what do you think it is?
I don't know,
Could be an engine or something,
Yeah, but an engine to what?
- I wonder what this thing runs on,
- Unleaded,
- Maybe premium,
- Shut up, Vinnie,
Holy smoke, my box!
- What the hell happened?
- I don't know,
- Brand-new batteries!
- Yeah,
Aw, that pisses me off,
Go get that battery,
Bring it over here, would you?
I wanna run some juice
through this thing,