doesn’t exist?
Then why did she mention it?
You know how women
like to talk, my Fьhrer.
In spite of their charm...
We didn’t hear any of that, right?
Exactly. An accurate point.
You’ve been warned, Klutzy.
Please, take your seats.
Where should I sit, my Fьhrer?
I’ll sit close to the Fьhrer.
And where should I sit?
- Please, sit down.
- This is my place, Dr. Goebbels.
Magda, please.
- Please, doctor.
- Josef, sit close to me.
Be careful with it.
Careful.
Watch!
Allow me, comrade.
Nobody takes care of you.
So lonely in here.
What do you mean?
Intellectually speaking.
Intellectually.
Intellectually?
Now may I eat as well?
Anyone wants something
that is unpalatable?
Tea, for example?
No, my Fьhrer, nobody wants it.
Can we change the subject?
I’m really starving.
In the provinces,
we’re always hungry.
But in the city we’re
always thinking about work.
Thank you.
If both these human needs...
could be turned
into a single one...
we’d have the harmonious man.
He’ll come soon.
He is already between us.
Delicious.
Really good.
Yes...
he is here.
He is here. Very close.
Of course, he is near.
Maybe...
some connection
with racial features...
...my Fьhrer?
- No.
Have you ever wondered...
why there are so many
crazy Finnish people?
And why does the mustache
of Czechs grows downwards?
You’re very brave, Eva.
I could devour you.
Did you find what
you were looking for?
Delicious... very good.
The Finnish are crazy...
because of the endless
winters and the aurora borealis.
All the northern folks
are crazy due to these factors.
Snow spreads melancholy.
About the Czechs...
they have those fallen mustaches...
because of their Mongol ancestors.
Germans are really lucky.
They are really blessed.
No aurora borealis.
No Mongols.
Intact.
What... was I saying?
You were talking
about the new breed.
Not only that.
I was also talking about the war.
Now don’t you complain later on...
that the goals
were not well defined.
This I don’t understand.
Neither does Martin,
but he won’t admit it.
Me?
I understand everything!
Everything!
I didn’t expect that from you.
To demand that a woman
be understanding?
No... no, my Fьhrer.
Neither the nation, nor the party,
nor the leaders...
expect that from a woman.
Understanding is
a strictly male attribute.
The more a woman is foolish,
the more she is expressive.
It’s no coincidence that
the wives of great men...
were all stupid.
Mozart’s wife, for instance,
a vulgar woman!
- Right?
- Yes.
Excuse me, gentlemen, I’m exhausted.
I wish you all a good night.
Good night!
Our hostess is the embodiment
of simplicity and humility.
- So? Your wife isn’t like that?
- What are you implying?
I think it’s time for me to retire.
We’ll get up early tomorrow.
We have to sleep well.
Good night, everyone!
Good night!
Now, let us have some wine!
What are you doing here?
Do you need anything?
What do you want?
I know...
what you want.
Grandma Hitler, grandpa Hitler,
daddy Hitler, mommy Hitler...
daughter Hitler, son Hitler.
A cute little boy.
Everybody Hitler!
A whole Hitler family!
Everyone stinking, snoring
and burping on the same table!
Turning the house into a pigsty.
They do nothing but torment you.
You want tranquillity?
A cosy home?
Comfortable seats?
Home-made soup? Matching pajamas?
Herb tea at night?
Church on Sundays?
Drink beer by a tree,
eating sausage?
Sausage! Bowels with lard
and spice! With cheese!
Think about that. Cheese!
No tranquillity!
No soup!
No pajamas!
The whip shall slash!
The whip to all the beasts!
I won’t allow any rest!
I shall attack again
with full force!
Thirty years! Forty years!
Until the beast
finally becomes human!
Go on! Ahead!
No more waiting!
For the sky is at hand!
The sky is so close!
Unbelievable!
Chorister!
Chorister!
Wait up!
You’ll see!
You’ll pay for that!
Mommy Hitler, daddy Hitler!
I’m also Hitler myself!
Chorister!
I know