to quarrel with people
So I'd rather not attend
But if I don't go
I might offend the others
So I want you to represent me
Plus, my daughter graduated
and is returning from the USA
Family comes first. You can trust me
Great
You two, just a second ago...
what do you call that position?
Mom, I'm back
I'm in the kitchen
Chicken with shark's fin
That sucks!
Phoenix, why'd you beat up Brother Wai?
I saw a man. I thought he was a thief
He's my client. I invited him to dinner
Look, you practically killed him
Nothing acupressure on
his pleasure points can't cure
What a feeling! What a high!
Did someone just hit me?
No
Just a happy hour
You got drunk and started hallucinating
Come on... let me introduce you
This is my daughter Phoenix
Hello, Phoenix
Hello! Call me Little Willy
You that small?
Yes Phoenix
Brother Wai just bought a luxury car
He'll take you out for a spin
Mom, we've got to talk
Take your time
Who are you introducing to me this time?
Brother Wai's rich
I helped him buy several luxury flats
I earned over a million
in commission alone
Please don't set me up with more ugly men
The handsome ones are unreliable and poor
Look at your Dad
A business failure. Totally unreliable
But Dad's a kung fu master
Is kung fu going to feed you?
I'm no slouch at kung fu either
But if not for real estate and stocks
where would I be today?
Mom. I think I found the man of my destiny
Phoenix, don't believe that silly monk
Burglar...
My little sweetie!
Dad...
I must come back
to celebrate your birthday
I missed you. How is it going lately?
Great as always
I call the shots at the zoo now
I'm the COOO
What does that mean?
It's very technical
You wouldn't understand
Who is he? How'd he come
in from the balcony?
He's my ex-husband. Ignore him
Who's the bastard?
Phoenix's boyfriend
Mom invited him
You're?
Some call me Buddy Billy
But Handsome Wai is fine
I think you got something on your back
Really?
What? Still looking
He's got something on his back!
Nothing
Sweetie, Dad brought you a birthday gift
I know you'll love it
What is it?
A secret. I'll show you later
Phoenix, Brother Wai has
a birthday gift too. Take it out
A watch. Very expensive
Fake! Broken?
Tomorrow... So you think I'm pretty?
I'll get it fixed tomorrow
Yes, very pretty
Keep looking Very beautiful
Had your fill?
I have to take a piss
Stop fighting
Who?
Brother Wai?
A monster!
What monster? A hawk!
It's my birthday gift to my sweetie
He's over 1000 years old
His previous masters were
Yeung and Dragon Girl
I worked like hell to teach him
how to use the toilet
You teach him to look at women too?
He's so cute
Can I keep him, Mom?
This apartment doesn't even allow dogs
I'll keep him by my side
What about Brother Wai?
Keep him by your side
Oh, forget about it
Same old attitude
All these years and
she hasn't changed. Ignore her
Hawk
Phoenix is your master now
Do what she says
He learns quickly and eats anything
But hide your valuables
otherwise he'll eat them
He can understand what people say?
More than that. He even knows English
Here is my phone number
Call me if it's urgent
But don't visit me
My job's too important
and busy for personal matters
Also, White Eyebrows has appeared again
Every kung fu master is on 24-hour alert
Rumor is that he's learned
the Classic of the Nine Negatives
If you run into him
don't try to be a hero
One word: Run!
I don't bother myself with such nonsense
Can you play Mahjong?
Mr. Dragon, is this
your first time playing Mahjong?
No
It's my first time playing Mahjong
while being massaged
Your boss loves it
My turn Stop... stop touching me
I got a pair
Boss White has become really greedy
I bought some land in the mountains
He demanded to be my partner
I refused
The next day, someone broke
my son's legs on his way to school
Last month
he demanded to buy
one of my buildings. I refused
Every day now, someone there
gets