Listen, why are you shouting at me?
I live here.
- You think I don't live here?
- Why are you angry at me?
- Yeah, I'm angry!
- I'm three times more angry at you!
- So what?
- So what yourself?
Here he is, that mug.
Dear friends! This song is dedicated to
our guest from the sunny town of Telavi.
And this song is dedicated to
our guest from sunny Dilizhan.
In the red shirt - this is
Professor Hachikian.
What do you mean, no?
Why did Uzbekistan get it yesterday?
My dear, you understand,
we've got mountains.
You been in the zoo?
You saw the camel there?
Got offended.
What do you think, if I paint it green,
would it stay on?
You see, Albertik asked for a green one,
but they only had orange in the shop.
Can you get a green one in Tbilisi?
Nor in Yerevan.
- Why aren't you drinking the kefir?
Don't like it? - I do.
You know what? I will tell you one
clever thing, just don't get offended.
I have a daughter, Alla.
If someone calls and says: Alla,
let's go to a restaurant and a dance,
I'll think very badly of him.
But if he says: Uncle Ruben, may I take
Alla out for a cultural event,
I'll say: Go on, dear friend.
It's that your Larisa Ivanovna didn't come,
it means she's from a moral family, I think.
Larisa Ivanovna, would you like to
go to a theatre with me?
Which one then?
How about the Bolshoi?
I'll be waiting near
the second column at 6:45.
She'll be there.
He's not in today, come back tomorrow.
Leave your forms here.
What do you think, will they take me?
All the papers are in order.
Givi, tell Vano there's
no horseshoes in Moscow.
Everything's fine.
I'm going to the Bolshoi
theatre tonight.
I handed in the forms,
I'll get an answer tomorrow.
Of course they'll take me.
You know what they said?
Pilots like you don't grow on trees.
Tell Andro to take the firewood vouchers
to my folks. Say hello to everyone for me.
- Where is comrade Hachikian?
- At the depot.
- Is he thinking about something or not?
- I don't know.
He needs to hand the papers
in for translation.
Here. His badge.
- Got it.
- Got what? - 26-B.
Such hydraulics, it's awesome.
That's what I think.
- Comrades, which of you is Hachikian?
- Him.
Come in.
People like you are a disgrace
to the republic. I'm Hachikian.
Here he is.
A good hunter has a lucky hit.
Listen, who are you
calling a hit? Me?
Comrade Hachikian,
where's your paper?
You're the only one
who hasn't submitted any.
Listen, Lady, have I ever said
I was an endocrinologist?
What's going on?
I don't understand.
What don't you understand?
He's Hachikian, and he's Hachikian,
and they call this one an impostor.
Shame on you, throwing a person
out into the street?
What's the difference, an endocrinologist
or not? I'm not one either.
- What's your name?
- Mizandari.
Here's another two places for you.
- He hasn't called.
- He will.
- What?
- Tomorrow I'm going home.
In three days I'm home,
will go to a sauna,
get in hot water,
then sit at the table,
mama is making dolmah...
- Do you like dolmah?
- No
- Because you don't know how to make
dolmah in Georgia. - May I have 2 kopeks.
Hello? Yes. Who is it?
Mimino that was loading chickens?
You know, Mimino,
let lost and never get found
What? She is still at home?
She's crazy, it's cold. I'm frozen.
What did he say?
- So where is your lorry?
- There, around the corner.
- Listen, was that her mother?
- Which one? - The one that was singing
- Everyone was singing
- The one that died
- Everybody died.
- No, in the red dress, the fat one.
- It was the conductor
- You didn't get it
Which one does look like
your Larisa Ivanovna?
This one?
I will tell you one clever thing,
just don't get offended.
- You and her don't make a pair of boots.
- Why?
You are a handsome
man but she is...
Take a cat, put it into the water,
same result, just as skinny.
Tastes differ. Armenians like fat women,
Georgians like skinny ones
You know how you walk around