now, now
Try, try a little tenderness
Yeah, watch the groove
You got to know what to do, man
Take this advice
You gotta love and squeeze,
don't tease my baby
Love her, Lord
Evening, young ladies.
This is a very good tune.
My mother used to sing this.
This is Otis. I love Otis.
We're closed.
You know what an older woman
does for me?
- Changes your diapers?
- Touche.
No, seriously though,
you're a very smoky alternative,
but this is the Duck Man's love in life.
- Shall we?
- Ever had one of these?
I don't think so.
Come on, let's plow.
Do I offend?
Andie, hon,
listen, it's after 7:00.
Don't waste good lip gloss.
I know, lona.
I mean, I don't mean to be a bitch
or anything,
but I don't think Mr. Wonderful's gonna
happen tonight.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Wishful make-uping.
Come on.
Wait, wait, you babes are, like, talking
a sign language that the old Ducker
here just does not understand.
Now, would you mind filling me in here?
I'm a little confused.
She got stood up, twerp.
Stood up? Wait, how so?
Wait, I'm here!
I mean, is this like one of those
feminine mystique deals or something?
He showed.
Andie?
I'll get that.
Duckie, I'm really sorry.
What is this...
You're gonna go out with this guy?
I mean, is this, you know,
like, a date or something?
Yeah. I mean, you'll like him.
He's not like the other guys, seriously.
No. No way. Andie!
You really piss me off,
you know, 'cause...
'Cause you know they shit all over
everybody, including you.
I just...
I can't believe you'd be this stupid.
Who's shitting on me?
I'm not gonna let anybody shit on me.
He's just... He's gonna use
your ass and throw you away.
God, I would've died for you!
So what am I supposed to do?
He asked me out, and I like him!
If I hate him because he's got...
Just listen to me.
If I hate him because he's got money,
that's the exact same thing
as them hating us because we don't.
Do you understand?
You can't do this and respect yourself.
You can't.
Well, I'll make that decision, all right?
Sure, you can do what you want.
You know, you're talking like that
just because I'm going out with Blane.
Blane? His name is Blane?
That's a major appliance,
that's not a name!
Just because I'm going out with Blane,
doesn't mean I can't be friends with you.
I mean, it doesn't change
the way I feel about you.
Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Here's...
Here's the point, Andie,
I'm not particularly concerned
with whether or not you like me.
'Cause I live to like you,
and I can't like you anymore.
So when you get your heart splattered
all over hell,
and you're feeling really low and dirty,
don't look to me to help
pump you back up,
'cause...
'Cause maybe for the first time
in your life, I won't be there!
I can't believe
you're actually saying this.
Well, I guess that's just tough shit!
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
That guy in the store.
Oh, he was a friend of mine.
I've known him since I was a kid.
He's a really nice guy.
- Yeah?
- Yeah. I like him a lot.
So do you wanna go home and change?
I already did.
- Sorry.
- No, that's okay.
Oh, boy.
So, where are we going?
You up for a party?
Yeah? No? Maybe?
No, I don't think so.
- Why?
- Why?
- Come on, they're my friends. It's okay.
- That's it, they're your friends.
I wouldn't take you
if I didn't think they'd accept you.
Can't we just go somewhere else?
Hey, Andie, I like you.
I think you like me.
I mean, we both know there's a lot
of bullshit that goes on,
but if you're above it, I'm above it.
You wanna make anything out of this
whatever, we gotta deal with it, right?
Yeah.
Come on, I got as much to lose as you.
We can go out with your friends
if you want.
Go crawl under a rock.
Anything you want. The choice is yours.
We can go hang-gliding.
You like hang-gliding?
- I've never been hang-gliding.
- Well, first for everything.
If it's a bad time, we leave.
- Hi, Blane.
- Hey, Eddie.
We'll see you later.