one of his sci-fi movies.
But this is a Muppet movie.
It's much more realistic...
...and romantic, okay.
Right.
What's your deal?
Are you an alien or something?
No, baby.
Me and Gonzo are very tight.
We'll be chilling
in our hot tub later on.
Perhaps you'd like
to partake in the party.
Geeks.
All right. Don't answer right away.
We'll be here.
Oh, she'll be back.
One a.m.
The alien is still
standing overthere.
My hair still looks great.
One can only wonder...
...what Gonzo's feeling right now.
They're not coming.
Maybe they're just running late.
It's a no-show.
What?
Hey, wait a second.
I believed you, man.
I stayed up all night dancing...
...and didn't study forfinals
because of you.
I'm cold. Come on, let's go.
I'm out of here.
Look!
Boy!
They're really tiny.
But tiny's not a bad thing, right?
No. Tiny's good.
We came out here in the middle
of the night for a stupid egg?
It could be full of chocolate, okay.
Shoot it! Shoot it!
Please, Big Boss,
I never disobeyed my mother.
And I never carried the plague.
Not even once!
- Are you okay, Gonzo?
- Great. Neverfelt better.
Let the one who is called...
...Gonzo step forward.
That's me!
I'm Gonzo.
Step a little closer.
Come a little furtherforward.
Lean into the light.
There you go.
Lean in a little further.
A little further.
That's him!
Many zotons ago...
... you were lost to us.
We've come a long way looking
for you, little brother.
We know of but one way...
... to express our happiness
at having found you.
Nowthere's a party going on right here
A celebration
That's my family!
So bring your good times
And your laughter too
We're gonna celebrate
Your party with you
Celebration
Let's all celebrate
And have a good time
Celebration
We're gonna celebrate
And have a good time
It's time to come together
It's up to you
What's your pleasure
Everyone around the world
Come on
Celebrate good times
Come on
It's a celebration
It's a celebration
Come on, Gonzo. I want
to see you up here on the stage!
- Me?
- Yeah, you, boy!
Look at him go, guys.
Look at him up there!
Celebrate good times
Come on
It's The Great Gonzo!
This way.
It is time to take your righteous
place amongst your brothers.
Thanks...
Here you go.
By surviving and thriving alone
on this alien planet...
...you have proven
yourself audacious...
...courageous and
distinctly one of a kind.
We welcome you back
with our most...
...ceremonious of ceremonies.
What's that?
We gonna blow you up, baby.
Yes, yes, yes!
Arriba!
I love these people!
Coming down!
Cowabunga!
Where's he gone?
He's okay! He's all right.
Now that is what I call
The Great Gonzo.
It's so good to see you.
Hold it!
Hold it.
Get out of the way, you freak.
Very, very moving,
my little alien friend.
But I'm afraid yourtiming is off.
Now...
...you're coming back with me...
...in my cement truck.
What's so funny?
Don't laugh at me.
Don't laugh...
All right.
I'll show you laughter!
Please load weapon.
Please load weapon.
Come on.
My toe!
This certainly is good!
That was a close one.
Not as close as you think, my friend.
"Please load weapon."
- We are honored to meet you.
- A most extraordinary performance.
What are you talking about?
Gonzo of Earth, who is this most
entertaining friend of yours?
That's Ed.
The cape!
The cape for Ed.
Ed, because of your comic instincts...
...we have chosen you
as ambassadorto our planet.
You mean you want me to go with you?
"To boldly go where
no man has gone before"?
It would be our great privilege.
May I call you Zongo?
To travel the stars
like a modern-day Magellan.
To be up there with John Glenn...
...Neil Armstrong.
I think you better get going.