The flambe terrorist.
Will you not be satisfied
till you burn the whole place down?
It was an accident.
I tried to show the customer a little flair.
Jonathan!
-You're here to dine?
-That's right, old boy!
By the way,
the eyebrows are growing back nice.
Sorry I'm late, I overslept.
That's okay. You're only an hour late.
Just glad you made it.
I love this place. It's so romantic.
Yeah! Boy, they did a good job
rebuilding the balcony.
It went up like a Roman candle.
Jonathan,
it seems like I was all wrong about you.
And I have a way of making it up for you.
How would you like to be
the chief window dresser at Illustra?
You're kidding.
Word is out, Jonathan. You're hot.
Can you imagine being at Illustra?
-They want me?
-We want you.
What if I told you I had a little help?
Fine. There's two of you?
You can bring him along.
And what if I told you
it was a very beautiful woman?
I wouldn't mind. Not in the least.
I can't do it.
-Monday, we'll work together.
-You're not listening.
You can drive me to work.
I miss that quirky little motorcycle
of yours.
-I'm not taking the job.
-What? Why not?
If I'm one thing, I'm Ioyal.
Jonathan,
you're not seriously turning me down?
I'm not the same guy I used to be.
I finally found a place where I belong.
I'll see you around.
I got it! Don't panic! It's just a little one!
Bye, Roxie!
There's something strange...
...going on in the store
at night, Mr. Richards.
Every time Rambo sees a mannequin,
he gets so scared...
...his little pug tail
comes right out his little mouth.
-Felix, you were in the war, weren't you?
-Airborne. Yes, sir!
Did you jump out of a plane
and land on your face?
Yes, sir!
I don't see what it has to do with Rambo.
Isn't it obvious
Switcher is behind all of this?
That skunk!
An eternal failure is putting together
the most magnificent displays in town.
The bum.
You say you hear voices,
there's no one there.
Just him and his dummies.
Is someone helping him?
Is he a ventriloquist?
Some kind of mad genius?
Good questions all, sir.
Find out the answers!
Yes, sir! What about little Rambo?
Screw your dog!
Let's go, people, clear out.
-Clear out, lady!
-Stop pushing, okay? I'm going.
Come on, Rambo.
Tonight we nail that little fart blossom.
On behalf of Capt. Clark and the crew...
...we'd like to thank you
for flying with Eastern.
And we hope you enjoy
your fun-filled day in the Caribbean.
We deserve this vacation.
The sun feels pretty strong.
I could use some suntan lotion...
...if someone were willing to rub it on.
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.
We are alone.
Okay.
So, listen, we find him,
get a picture of whoever this woman is...
...and get out.
If we can't hire Jonathan,
maybe at least we can buy her out.
I don't know about you,
but I've always wanted to make love...
...in the ladies' shoe department.
The smell of fine leather.
Can I show you something in your size?
What?
You mean you took me serious?
You're gonna pay for that.
Stop it! Don't!
Mayday!
Mayday, Rambo.
Okay, boy.
Okay. Show 'em what you're made of.
Go get 'em!
Rambo! This way!
This means a court-martial!
You hear that? That must be them.
I wish it was us.
Come on. We've got them.
-Give up?
-Never.
Switcher.
You are one sick puppy.
So this is the young lady
he dumped you for?
Nice.
Beauteous!
I really should have listened
when he asked me for help.
Tell me,
when you were making love to him...
...did you ever scream,
"Don't stop, woody"?
My camera.
No, this is how I get my inspiration.
I create.
I can tell by looking at you,
you're not the artistic type.
You know, Mr. Richards told me
to keep an eye on you, but...
...I think I'm gonna handle things...
...my own way.
You want to move your sweetheart?
That one was for Rambo.
Switcher, this is for my Mama!
Switcher.
Switcher, I'm gonna knock you
into the middle of next week!
How'd you do that?
I was standing behind