not superstitious, but are you sure
you're supposed to be out in the daylight?
Get back.
Hollywood really is a genius.
His designs have put
Prince and Company on the map.
- In fact, he is responsible for...
- I don't care about this nose hair.
He's nothing.
Well, color me hurt.
I want to see
the enchanted peasant girl now.
Right this way, Your Assholiness.
- What did he say?
- He said, "This room is a total mess. "
- Please.
- Oh, that's okay.
You know, Count,
you should try and lighten up.
Not take things so seriously.
Learn to enjoy life more.
Voilа.
- She's gone!
- Where is she?
Where is she?
- Potty.
- Potty?
Search the store! Everybody!
We must found her!
And if we don't found her,
I will personally chop off your hands.
And for the rest of you,
I lock you in dark room with rats!
Big, ugly rats.
And that is scary, believe me.
Hold the rats, Your Nauseousness.
Here she comes.
Jason.
Jason, come on.
Excuse me.
Why you... Why you dress her
in these vulgar clothes, huh?
- Trash! It's absolute trash!
- Junior Miss.
Oh, wait, just a second.
That's from our exclusive
Junior Miss designer collection.
Good. Plugging the store's merchandise.
Well done, Williamson.
You're like the son I never had,
and never really wanted.
This is an insult to my entire kingdom.
She is not to be touched again.
We
have met before someplace,
no, what, maybe, yes?
I think I would have remembered.
Well, let's get busy.
We have a presentation.
Yes. Perhaps you'd care to see
the rest of the store?
No. No, I would like to be alone here
for a moment, please.
You heard
what the count said. Move!
Everybody to get out. Move! Move!
Oh, my darling.
My darling, very soon,
very soon you be alive, huh?
I wait for that moment
as the greatest day in 1,000 year.
Get out of the way.
Well, he's a real charmer.
Probably grows fangs at night.
- Would you like a cappuccino?
- No, thanks.
I'd better get to work.
I don't know what happened last night.
I don't even know if you're real.
If you can hear me,
I want you to come back.
I need you to come back, Jessie.
Oh, he's in love. Now, who is Jessie?
Her.
Oh, Jason.
Hear that? Hollow.
Now, we do not fall in love
with empty things
unless, of course, their daddies are rich.
And in this case, her daddy's a redwood,
so I'd forget about it.
Hollywood, last night
the most amazing thing happened.
What?
Forget it.
Nothing happened.
Okay, well, in that case,
why don't you run down to the storeroom
and get the rest of the wardrobe?
Someone has got to
glitz up this presentation.
You little tart.
What have you done to my protйgй?
I'll tell you what.
You let me borrow this fierce necklace
and all is forgiven.
Oh, me, oh, my, I'm in love with you, baby.
How did I get back in here?
What's that?
Who's there?
Hello?
Are you looking at me?
Are you looking at me?
You must be. There's no one else here.
Get back, Bobby De Niro.
Some day
Look at me.
Oh, how about this one?
- Oh, I like that one.
Wait, look at this one.
That's nice.
That goes good with your eyes.
Hello.
All of you look very cute.
Come here, come here, come here.
Come on.
Come here, come here, come here.
We are something, huh?
Oh, you are really, really something. Yes.
Oh, yeah, really something.
I want you to take hat, both hats,
and put it right over your face.
That's it.
You idiots, idiots, idiots!
Now get out of here, and go guard the girl!
Would you like to try
our Black Forest Dew?
- It's our Hauptmann-Koenig special.
- Oh, thank you.
Oh, that smell reminds me
of my old friend, Inga.
Poor, poor Inga.
- What happened to her?
- She was eaten by a boar.
Oh, well. Oh, you know Jason.
Jason? Oh, yes.
He let me sleep in his bed last night.
He did?
Well, if you don't mind my asking,
how was it?
Wonderful.
He showed me things I never
would have imagined in 1,000 years.
I must go find him.
One of these days
I'll rip that wart out