on!Just turn it off!
My mother was calling
the Police, until I told her
you had a chemical imbalance...
and you are seeking
Psychiatric helP!
- [Panting]
I need to talk to you.
- Fine.
Every time I called,
you were either taking
a bath, washing your hair.
Or you were out of the country.
That was a good one, by the way.
I tried to get you alone at school,
but I got a month's detention.
Yeah, you're very big
in bathrooms, aren't you?
Cindy, just hear me out.
And then I'll leave you alone. Okay?
Oh! You t... You demolished me
New Year's Eve.
But see...
I realize you did me a favor.
You brought me back to reality.
All I ever wanted to do
was get close to you.
And then, when I finally got
there, it wasn't me anymore.
Cindy... Oh, Cindy.
I was just hoPing we could
sort this out, you know?
The real me and the real you.
That's all.
[Exhales]
Okay.
- But not at 6:00 in the morning.
-Okay.
I'll come back at 11:00.
I'll be washing my hair...
out of the country.
That's my favorite one.
[Laughs Weakly]
[Starts, StoPs Lawn Mower]
Tell your mom I'm sorry.
[Sighs]
Is that right?
- Good job.
- Really? Oh, my God!
- What's haPPening, guys?
- Hey, nerd alert, man.
He's in our quadrant, too.
Kenneth Wurman with Patty?
No way!
Thanks so much! I swear,
I don't know what I would have
done without you. Really.
- No Problem.J-Just, uh, take
your time and follow the stePs.
- Okay.
Kenneth Worm-man is trying to
Pull a Ronald McDonald Miller
scam on us.
- He's probably trying
to pay her off.
- Relax, man. He's harmless.
I'm sending him back
to the minor leagues.
- Be cool, man.
- Hey, calm down.
Oh, man. He's gonna make
a fool of himself.
- Hey, what do you think you're
doing over here, twimP?
- H-HelPing her with some math.
- No, bullshit. You're trying
to Pull a Ronald Miller scam.
- A what?
You better get back to your own
side, or I'm gonna send you back
to Geeksville in a milk carton!
Would you guys do something?
- Oh, return of the living dread.
- Why don't you lay off?
- Why don't you go back
where you belong, hosehead?
- Take your hands off Kenneth.
Or I'll break your arm.
Your Pitching arm!
Oh yeah? Well, don't make me
laugh, lawn boy.
Let go.
Now!
You broke your arm
once before, remember?
You fell out of our tree house.
Kenneth Picked you uP...
and we carried you 12 blocks
to the hosPital.
Yeah, you cried all the way.
We were all friends then, remember?
And now you want to end his life...
because he's talking to Patty
on your side of the cafeteria.
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause
that's where I wanted to be.
On your side, with your crowd.
But I messed uP.
See, I tried to buy my way in.
But Kenneth...
he's not trying to buy anybody.
He's just trying
to make friends. Being himself.
Cools, nerds,
your side, my side.
Man, it's all bullshit.
It's just tough enough to be yourself.
It's all right.
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
[Cheers, APPlause]
[Engine Off]
This should cover it.
I saw a crack in the moon last night.
Yeah, me too.
[Car Horn Honking]
[Patty]
You ready?
Come on. Let's go.
- I gotta go, okay?
- Yeah.
- See ya.
- Bye-bye.
[Chattering]
Hi, Ronnie.
- All right! Take a chance!
- Whoo-hoo!
[Cindy]
Ronald!
Ronald!
- Go for it!
- Donald!
[Laughing]
- Let's go.
- Yeah. Now, hang on.
- [Laughing]
- Whoo!
Okay, let's get this deal
straight one last time.
Now, you can have
Saturday nights, but only
if you ask me in advance.
Okay, I'm asking you
in advance: Will you go
to the Prom with me?
Not if you do
that stuPid dance.
- Okay, how about kissing?
- Yeah, it's imPortant.
- Oh, it's a must.
- Definitely. [Laughs]
##Can't buy me love ##
##Love ##
##Can't buy me love ##
##I'll buy you a diamond ring
my friend ##
##lf it makes you
feel all right ##
##I'll get you anything
my friend ##
##lf it makes you
feel all right ##
## 'Cause I don't care
too much for money ##
##Money can't buy