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career-making day, Kate.
First you get rid of the duck
that everybody hates...
but then, of course,
they all want him back.
And worst of all,
you get into a big fight with Bugs Bunny...
who you revere and who you've tried
to model your life after.
I hate to see a grown man cry.
Especially when it's a girl.
Listen, toots,
would it stop the waterworks...
if I told you Daffy was going to Las Vegas
with that guy D.J.?
It might.
Well, then,
how's about we travel in style in this?
Las Vegas, Jeeves.
Taking you to Las Vegas.
You've got no music in your soul, sister.
I am aware of that, yes.
He sure went for all the extras.
What a maroon.
Don't touch anything.
This is Damian Drake's car...
- Let's see.
- No!
What does this one do?
Shaken, not stirred, sir.
It's 5:00 somewhere.
- Lf you touch one more thing...
- I'm about to defy you.
- Now you done it.
- Arms at your side, please.
Formalwear activated.
You clean up nice, kid.
Las Vegas!
Smell that, D.J.?
That's the sweet aroma
of money, glamour...
and busload upon busload
of senior citizens.
Cool it, duck. This could be dangerous.
Right, we find Dusty Tails,
save your dad, get the diamond...
apply kung fu liberally as needed.
Under no circumstances are you to allow...
the young Mr. Drake and his duck cohort
out of the casino in one piece.
- Is that clear?
- Okay.
You want the varmints
and what they come for.
I got you. But what's in it for old Sam?
I got you.
Did you know that Dusty Tails sang the
theme song to six Damian Drake movies?
I know. He's my father.
- Your dad is Damian Drake?
- Yes!
I'm kidding, relax. We did that.
I say, listen up, y'all.
Please put your greasy,
buffet-shoveling hands together...
for our next act.
If you've heard her before,
you're not here now.
So, I say, let me introduce you...
to Miss Dusty Tails.
Can I talk to you?
What the...
Dusty, I gotta talk to you.
- I'm Damian Drake's son, D.J.
- What?
How do I know it's you?
You are Damian's son.
Is there someplace we can talk?
- Excuse me, I have to change.
- Okay, toots, hand over the diamond.
- He brought a goose?
- It's duck, thank you.
- Hi.
- You again.
Listen up, you darn imbeciles!
We gotta get them varmints
and what they come for!
- And then we blast them?
- Then we blast them.
Now if I were a giant diamond,
where would I be?
Well, not there.
- My dad's in trouble...
- Not here.
...and he said that
I should ask you about the Blue Monkey.
- So then you know?
- Definitely. Yes.
I figured something must have happened
when he didn't show up.
I'm sorry,
but that's what comes with being a spy.
So, you're a spy, too?
The pop diva thing?
That's just one side of me.
I also work for the Agency.
Professional assassin.
It's really hard
trying to juggle the two sometimes.
I don't know what I'll do when I have kids.
Do you know how hard it is to find a nanny
with advance weapons training?
How many galoshes died
to make that little number?
What about this Blue Monkey?
Your father was assigned to track it down
before the chairman could.
The diamond has supernatural powers.
It would be a disaster
if it fell into the wrong hands.
I was supposed to give him this.
This is not a king-sized diamond.
This is a queen of diamonds.
What kind of sick joke is this?
- Can I have that?
- Very funny.
That is so sweet.
You trying to take over for your father.
These evil forces? They're bad people.
Relax, sister. I don't know
the meaning of the word "fear."
Say your prayers, duck!
Fear: Noun. A state of terror.
This mission
needs years of experience and training.
Maybe. I ain't got time for that right now.
I gotta go save my dad.
Don't lose that card. It's important.
After him, boys!
Easy on the feathers.
Come back here, you card-carrying coyote!
Dadburn slapstick clich!
Faster! Climb like my life depended on it.
You run, I'll steer.
Right! I mean, left. Your
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