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I think when you go to the movies,
you should learn something.
Pardonnez-moi. Excusez-moi.
Look at that clown here.
Now, there's something
you don't see every day.
Come here.
Wait a minute.
- I don't want any trouble.
- What are you doing?
I just want your pants!
That's right. I'm a vicious bird of prey.
He's got the camera!
Give the girl back!
- What kept you?
- You okay?
That was great.
I'd say it's a perfect day.
Except for the fact that we lost the map.
- We?
- All right, I'm the jerk who lost the map.
And I'm the bunny
who saved the card. Voila.
Nice going, Bugs.
Chair people, I reveal to you...
the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey.
All right.
There's a duck in the middle of the map.
Remove the duck.
Remove the duck! The duck is in the...
We cannot let a boy, girl, duck, and rabbit
thwart our plans for global domination.
- Wanna bet?
- A wager?
$5 says my son will scuttle
your diabolical plans and save the world.
You're awfully spunky
for a man in your position.
How do you like that,
Mr. Slap Yourself in Your Own Face?
Give him a good zets
every once in a while.
My pleasure.
Now, I think I'm going to hedge my bet.
I'm going to unleash
our most vicious operative.
Mr. Chairman, while we agree
that the Tasmanian Devil is quite vicious...
if memory serves, he is also really stupid.
Really? So are you.
That's a good boy.
I withdraw my objection.
This would have been
a lot easier underground.
Come on, it's only another 6,000 cubits
in this here thick direction.
Look, Granny,
it's that nice boy from next door.
Little Damian.
How funny seeing you here, dear.
Hi, Granny.
Would you and your little friends
like a lift?
Giddyup, Dumbo.
Sure was a lucky coincidence
you showing up just now.
Yes, wasn't it?
I've discovered my roots.
I've discovered my lunch.
Cry freedom!
What a fantastic view.
Unless you're in the audience...
in which case you've been staring
at an elephant's behind for 30 seconds.
My destiny awaits.
I guess this is our stop.
Enjoy the rest of your adventure, children.
This is the Blue Monkey?
This dime-store bauble?
- I've been rooked. Shafted by the gods.
- Nice going, Daffy.
I demand recompense.
I want my diamond.
Where is my humongous rock?
Pressed duck.
- This looks like a puzzle piece.
- What?
Wait a minute.
Are we rich yet?
Any time now.
I'm rich. I'm affluent.
My liquidity is assured.
Daffy, get back here. Don't touch that!
Let go! Don't you dare!
- The rock is mine. So close.
- You mind?
Yes, I mind. I'm the hero.
I should get the treasure.
The girl, too, but we'll discuss that later.
Careful with my diamond. Easy, now.
Dad, this is for you.
Why, D.J., why you? Why wasn't it me?
Just academic curiosity, you understand.
Gotta go. Bank closes at 5:00.
- Come on, Daffy, change him back.
- All right.
Buddy pictures.
- D.J., pal, you're okay.
- Yeah.
Give me that.
- I liked you better as a monkey.
- Thanks.
That is so sweet.
Now if you could just
hand over the diamond.
My turn.
- All right, now, I've come for the diamond.
- I knew it was you.
You knew it was me, did you?
You're wrong. Because I'm not me.
I'm actually...
I can't. I can't reach over the hat.
I'd rehearse back at ACME,
but I never wore the hat.
And now the hat is throwing me off.
Would you...
Thank you very much. Now, I'm actually...
Your father.
- Dad.
- Saw that one coming.
Look into your heart, D.J.
- You know it's true.
- No, it can't be true.
You're right, it isn't.
Let's do some drills.
This doesn't make a lick of sense.
Well, who's laughing now?
Apparently, no one.
Anyway, give me the Monkey!
No, forget that, man. You're evil.
Thank you, but...
Anyway, Mr. Smith,
let's show this muscle-bound beefcake...
who I have sometimes been mistaken for...
what it's like to live in the real world.
Have you ever been disintegrated in one
place and then
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