soon. l didn't think l'd make it. l lost the folks l was with. You saved me, that's for sure. What's that? lt's a dreamcatcher. lndian charm. Catches nightmares... ...keeps them away. Keeps you safe down here. l've had enough nightmares. Been doing that all night. l ate some berries in the dark. l think they must have upset me. l know what you're thinking. Anyone who drinks at 1 1 a.m. needs to take the cure, but l only do it here. ln the real world, l never drink till after 5:00... ...and if it ever does, l'm on the wagon for life. Glad to hear it. What's the matter with you? About six months ago, the day Jonesy got hit... ...l did something terrible with a patient. Humiliated him. Drove him out of the office. Barry Neiman. Couple days ago, l saw his picture in the paper. He ate himself to death. Mind if l don't use that story next time l'm trying to sell a Mustang? Henry, you were a lead balloon long before this porker munched his way to eternity. Thanks. You're a real comfort. You got a real delicate touch to you. Here you go, Rick, buddy. That will fix you up. Jesus Christ bananas. Some fuckarow this is turning into. -Thanks a lot, Pete. -Yeah, l think l got it all. What happened to you? Hi. Joe Clarendon. Call me Beaver. Rick here had a bad night in the woods. Welcome. -ls that frostbite? -No, l get the same thing from peanuts. lt's allergy. Grilled cheese, anyone? -No, the soup's fine for me, thanks. -l'll bite. Sail it over here. My mother used to feed me pea soup when l was feeling-- Bitch in a buzz saw. l've heard some mighty burps in my time, but that's the blue ribbon. l am so embarrassed. Rick ate some berries in the woods. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's awful. l'm so sorry. Rick, buddy, don't worry about it. There's more room out than in, anyway. What have you been eating, woodchuck turds? Know what l think? l think you need to lie down and take you a little nap. You know, l bet you're right. l'm just tired, that's all. -Come on. -My hat. Beaver? ln here. Thank you for taking me in. Thank you both. -Shit, anybody would have. -Maybe. Maybe not. All right, this is in case you have to urk... ...if you can't get to the bathroom, which is the third door to your left. lf you go in the first, you'll take a shit in the closet. lf you need anything, we're outside. Fuck me, give me some air. We got any gas masks handy? We need a biohazard team in here. -Wanna hear what will freak you out more? -Not really. You know his huge stomach? When he got here, his stomach was normal, but his chest was out to here. l wish Henry was here. He's a shrink, not an internist. He went to med school. Did you? l thought about it. You better get a run at it. -Shit. -Watch it. What the hell? -Pete, are you okay? -No, l broke my leg. Man, my damn leg. Okay. Hang on. Hang on a second. -l'm caught. l can't-- -God. -God. -Henry. A little help here. Hang on, Pete. Hang on. -Okay. Here comes the seat belt. -l just opened that beer. l got you. How's your leg? Well, it ain't broken. lt's just locked up, is all. You don't suppose he got exposed to radiation? l saw that once in a movie. Guy ended up bald as Telly what's-his-fuck. This guy's got plenty of hair. But that red mark got bigger while l was watching it. -What are you doing? -Peanut butter calms me down. -Somebody else might want to use that jar. -l'll leave some. Beav. Beaver. Criminettlies. l think it's a woman. l ought to warn you. l'm gonna strangle this broad. -l'd guess she's already dead. -l'll strangle her anyway. She almost got us both killed. Hello. Here we come, ma'am. Don't be startled. Hello? Forget it, H. She's gone. Hello. Ma'am, can you hear me? Are you okay? Can you hear me? l wonder if maybe that's how they say hello around here. Listen, Miss Road Kill, you almost got us dead. Say something. l have to find Rick. -Okay. -Rick. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Американский ниндзя 3: Кровавая охота на английском - текст Мистер Блисс на английском - текст Детсадовский полицейский на английском - текст Отступники на английском - текст Несколько дней из жизни И.И. Обломова на английском |