Yeah. I'm sorry
about the trouble in the bar.
Well, hell, stuffing olives
for a livin' wasn't for me anyway.
Dolores?
You ought to find yourself a good man.
But I already have a good man.
P-p-please, don't mind me.
You better get going, Eddie.
A near miss,
But this miss says,
that's as good as a smile,
California Cloverleaf...
I'm glad Teddy's not here to see me runnin'
away with my tail between my legs.
It's not so bad once you get used to it,
The Pacific Red Cartrolley line,,,
and the venerated Maroon Cartoon Studios,
Here R, K, Maroon is seen
clinching the deal,,,
with Cloverleaf's bankers and execs,,,
in one of the biggest real estate
deals ever in California history,
- That's it!
- Three and a half million dollars for a...
That's the connection!
Let's forget it, There's nobody here,
Is that it, or are you scared?
P-p-please! Me scared?
Don't be ridiculous.
When you called Maroon,
you told him you had the will.
But you don't.
When he finds out, he's gonna be mad.
He might try to kill ya.
I can handle a Hollywood cream puff.
I just don't want the odds to change.
You cover my back.
And if you hear or see anything,
beep the horn twice.
Yeah, that's it.
Beep the horn twice. Cover your back.
Boy, I'm ready. Dukes up,
eyes peeled, ears to the ground.
Why, nobody gets the drop on Roger Rabbit.
- Aah!
- What's up, doc?
Valiant, what are you tryin' to do,
give me a heart attack?
You need a heart
before you can have an attack.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ya got the will?
- Sure.
I got the will.
Question is, do you have the way?
'Cause I can tell you now,
it ain't gonna come cheap.
You got a lot of brass,
coming up here by yourself.
Who said I'm here by myself?
Lemme see that will.
- I told you I got it.
- I wanna see it now!
- I told you I got it.
- I wanna see it now!
"How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways"?
- This supposed to be a joke?
- No. This is.
Get up. Come on.
What are you gonna do to me, Valiant?
I'm gonna listen to you spin
the Cloverleaf scenario,
the story of greed, sex and murder.
And the parts that I don't like,
I'm gonna edit out.
You got it all wrong.
I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer!
Everybody's gotta have a hobby.
Oh, stop it.
Stop it! Stop it!
The truth is, I had a chance
to sell my studio.
But Cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property
unless Acme sold 'em his.
The stubborn bastard wouldn't sell,
so I was gonna blackmail Acme with
pictures of him and the rabbit's wife.
Blackmail, that's all,
I've been around toons all my life,
- I didn't want to see 'em destroyed!
- Toons destroyed?
- Why?
- If I tell ya, I'm a dead man,
- You're a dead man if you don't tell me.
- Unless Acme's will shows...
by midnight tonight, Toontown's
gonna bel and for the free... Aah!
Roger!
- What?
- What in Sam Hill?
Eddie Valiant.
Well, you're a sight for sore eyes.
- I ain't seen you to nigh onto five years.
- Where ya been?
Drunk.
Feelin' frisky tonight, fellas?
Yeah!
Let's go.
Yahoo!
# Smile
Darn ya, smile #
#You know this old world
is a great world after all #
# Smile
Darn ya, smile #
#And right away watch
Lady Luck pay you a call #
#Things are never
black as they are painted #
- #Time for you and joy to get acquainted ##
- Hi, Eddie.
Hi, Eddie. Hi, Eddie.
Bye, Eddie.
Tallyho! Tallyho!
Get outta here.
Going up, sir.
Yah!
Mind the step, sir.
Hold on, sir.
Yah!
Your floor, sir.
Have a good day, sir.
Ah, Gotcha,
A man!
Yoo-hoo, lover-boy!
It's Lena Hyena!
Aah!
Oh, no!
Aah!
- Oh, wook, piggies!
- Hi, Tweety.
This little piggy went to market.
- This little piggy stayed home.
- No.
This little piggy had roast beef.
- And this little piggy had...
- Aah!
Uh-oh. Ran outta piggies.
Yah!
Eh, what's up, doc?
Jumpin' without a parachute?
- Kinda dangerous, ain't it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you could get killed.
- You guys got a spare?
- Uh, Bugs does.
- Yeah?
Yeah, but I don't think you want it.
- I do,