Anything.
- What a wife.
I'm desperate, Mr. Valiant.
Can't you see how much I need you?
Dabblin' in water colors, Eddie?
Well.
Sorry.
Good-bye, Eddie.
My offer stands firm.
Think about it.
Well!
Do you want to tell me what she was
doing with her arms around you?
Probably lookin' for a good place
to stick a knife.
- Oh, come on, Eddie.
I caught you with your pants down!
- Yeah, but...
Dolores, come...
Come on, Dolores.
You don't believe a painted hussy
like that could turn my head.
She's just tryin' to get
her hands on the rabbit.
That's not all she's trying
to get her hands on.
Now look, Dolores, listen.
Listen to me.
Look, I want you to go out. I want you
to buy yourself a new swimsuit.
'Cause you and me are goin' to Catalina.
- I'm on the verge of wrappin' up this case.
- No, you're not, Eddie.
That's what I came to tell you.
I stopped by Probate.
Maroon's not after Toontown,
like you thought.
It's Cloverleaf that wants
to get their hands on Toontown.
They put in the highest bid.
And unless Mr. Acme's will shows up
by midnight tonight,
Cloverleaf is gonna own Toontown.
What? At midnight tonight?
That's right.
First they buy the Red Car. Then they
want to get their hands on Toontown.
- I don't get it.
- Shh!
Roger.
The rabbit. Get the Judge.
#A joke
Don't sit there on your brain#
Nice shirt.
Who's your tailor, Quasimodo?
# My buddy's Eddie V.
A sourpuss, you'll see #
# But when I'm done he'll need no gun
'Cause a joker he will be #
# C, D, E, F, G, H, I #
# I love to raise some Cain
Believe me, it's no strain #
# It feels so great
to smash a plate #
#And look, there is no pain
No pain #
- # No pain, no pain #
- Ow!
#No pain, no pain, no... ##
Oh!
Eddie, what are ya... Yah!
Hey, who turned out the lights?
I can't see a thing.
What's goin' on?
You crazy rabbit,
I've been out there riskin' my neck for you.
And what are you doin'?
Singin' and dancin'!
But I'm a toon. Toons are
supposed to make people laugh.
- Sit down!
- You don't understand.
Those people needed to laugh.
Yeah, and when they're done laughing,
they'll call the cops.
That guy, Angelo,
would rat on you for a nickel.
Not Angelo.
He'd never turn me in.
- Why? Because you made him laugh?
- That's right.
A laugh can be a very powerful thing.
Why, sometimes in life,
it's the only weapon we have.
- Laughter is the most im...
- Shh.
Lx-nay. Lx-nay.
I'm looking for a murderer.
A rabbit.
A toon rabbit...
about yea... big.
Look, there's no rabbit here.
So don't harass my customers.
I didn't come here to harass.
I came here to reward.
Hey. I seen a rabbit.
Where?
Ya see?
- Where?
- He's right here in the bar.
Well, say hello, Harvey.
I told ya so.
"Merry-Go-Round Broke Down".
Quite a loony selection for
a group of drunken reprobates.
He's here!
Stop that laughing!
Have you forgotten what happened last time?
If you don't stop this laughing,
you're gonna endup dead,
just like your idiot hyena cousins!
Hey, Boss, you want we should
"disresemble" the place?
No, Sergeant.
Disassembling the place won't be necessary.
The rabbit is going to come right to me.
- Gee.
- No toon,,,
can resist the old
shave-and-a-haircut trick.
- I don't know who's toonier, you or Doom.
Roger.
Ro... Roger!
Roger, no.
Roger, don't, Roger,
# Shave and a haircut #
#Two bits ##
Hey, Judge, what should we do
with the wallflower?
We'll see to him later.
Right now, I feel like
dispensing some justice.
Bring me some Dip.
Aah!
Does the Condemned have anything to say
before his sentence is carried out?
Why, yeah...
Wah!
Dolores, bourbon.
And make it a double.
Fine time for a drink, Eddie.
- Maybe you'd like a bowl
of pretzels to go with it!
- Just pour the drink, Dolores.
Hey, Judge?
Don't a dyin' rabbit deserve a last request?
Yeah, Noseplugs would be nice!
I think you want a drink.
How 'bout it, Judge?
Well, why not?
I don't mind prolonging the execution.
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