reason he got bumped off, Has anybody ever seen this will? Uh, no. But he gave us his solemn oath. If you believe that that joker could do anything solid, the gag's on you, pal. I just figured, since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might want to help get him out, I can pay ya. Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes. - Wait! No, Valiant, no! Ow, my stogie! - Oh! Wah! Wah! Wah! It ain't my fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. Baby was right, The hell with it. - Aah! - Aah! - How the hell did you get in here? - Through the mail slot. I thought it would be best if I waited inside, seeing's how I'm wanted for murder. No kidding. Just talking to you could get me a rap for Aiding and Abetting. Wait a minute. Anybody know you're here? - Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh... - Who? Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked a newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the greengrocer, the butcher, the baker. They didn't know. But the liquor store guy, he knew. - In other words, the whole damn town knows you're here! - Hey! Hey! - Come on! Come on! - All right. Eddie, take it easy, will ya? Please, Eddie, don't throw me out. You're making a big mistake. I didn't kill anybody. I swear! This whole thing's a setup, a scam, a frame job. Ow! Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. Ow! My whole purpose... in... life... is... to... make... people... laugh. Okay, okay, sure. I admit it. I got a little steamed when you showed me those pictures of Jessica, So I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club. But she wasn't in her dressing room, So I wrote her a love letter, Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You're telling me, in a fit of jealousy, you wrote your wife a love letter? That's right. I know that she was just an innocent victim of circumstance. I suppose you used the old lipstick-on-the-mirror routine, huh? Lipstick, yes, Mirror, no, I found a nice, clean piece of paper. "Dear Jessica, "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. "One, one thousand. Two, one thousand. Three, one thousand. - Four, one thousand. Five..." - Why didn't you just leave the letter there? Obviously, a poem of this power and sensitivity must... Aah... be read in person. So I went home to wait for her. But the weasels were there waitin' for me. So... So I ran. So why come to me? I'm the guy that took the pictures of your wife. Yeah. And you're also the guy that helped all these toons. Everybody knows when a toon's in trouble, there's only one place to go: - Valiant and Valiant. - Not anymore. Get outta that chair! - That's my brother's chair. - Yeah, where is your brother, anyway? He looks like a sensitive... and sober... fellow. That's it. I'm callin' the cops. Go ahead, Call the cops, I come here for help, and what do you do? You turn me in. No, no. Don't feel guilty about me. So long, and thanks for nothin', That's the closet! Stupe. Eddie Valiant, you're under arrest. Get outta there! - Idiot. I got no keys for these cuffs. - Huh? Yah! Come on. Get the lead out. Move it, would ya? Move it! Yah! It's the Toon Patrol! Hide me, Eddie! P-p-please! - Remember, you never saw me. - Get outta there! Don't let 'em find me. Come on, Eddie. You're my only hope. Open up in the name of the law, P-p-please, Eddie, You know there's no justice for toons anymore, If the weasels get their hands on me, I'm as good as Dipped. Don't make us play rough, Valiant, We just want the rabbit, What're we gonna do, Eddie? What're we gonna do? What are we gonna do? What's all this "we" stuff? They just want the rabbit. Looks like they gave us the slip, huh, Boss? Nah. Valiant's got him stashed somewhere. Hold it right there. Hello, boys. I didn't hear you come in. Okay, wise guy. - Where's the rabbit? - Haven't seen him. - What's in there? - My lingerie. Geez, ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Покаяние на английском - текст Спаун на английском - текст Рыжая Соня на английском - текст Зейрам на английском - текст Смертельная охота на английском |