loved a rabbit.
It's over, Mr. Valiant.
- Look out, you fools!
- Not... so... fast.
One of these days, you idiots
are gonna laugh yourselves to death!
Shall I "repose" of him right now, Boss?
Let him watch his toon friends
get Dipped. Then shoot him.
With pleasure,
Everything's funny to you, ain't it,
needle-nose?
You got a problem with that, Valiant?
No.
I just, uh, want you to know somethin'
about the guy you're gonna Dip.
# Now, Roger is his name
Laughter is his game #
# Come on, you dope
Untie his rope and watch him go insane #
- He's lost his mind.
- I don't think so.
#This singin' ain't my line
It's tough to make a rhyme #
# If I get stuck...
I'm outta luck, and... #
#I'm running out of time#
Thanks.
Aah!
Hey, Eddie, keep it up,
You're killin' 'em! You're slayin' 'em!
You're knockin' 'em dead!
# I'm through with takin' falls
I'm bouncin' off the walls #
#Without that gun I'd have some fun
I'd kick you in the... ##
- Nose!
- "Nose"?
That don't rhyme with "walls".
- No. But this does.
Yikes! Oh, my goodness!
- Jeepers, that was close!
Bye-bye.
Eddie, hurry!
It's coming back!
Oh!
- Oh, no!
- This is it!
- No!
- This isn't it.
Whoa!
#Wicked witchcraft #
#And although #
# I know it's strictly taboo #
#When... ##
Don't move.
No! No!
Yah!
Oh, no!
Come on, Eddie!
Quit playin' around!
- No! Oh! No!
- Yah! P-p-please!
I wasn't worried.
Were you?
- Eddie, look!
- Look!
Holy smoke, he's a toon!
- Surprised?
- Not really,
That lamebrain freeway idea
could only be cooked up by a toon.
Not just any toon.
Remember me, Eddie?
When I killed your brother, I talked...
just like this!
Jumpin' jeepers! Oh!
- Yikes!
- Oh, my goodness! Oh, no!
Huh?
Good-bye, my darling.
Good-bye!
Oh! I think I'm gonna faint,
Oh, no! Oh, no!
I'm melting!
I'm melting! Melting!
Oh, no!
Eddie, do something!
Hurry up, Eddie!
Do something!
Eddie, there's Dip everywhere,
How are we gonna get down?
Jeepers, Eddie, that was a close save.
I thought for sure our goose was cooked.
Oh!
My hero!
- Oh, honey-bunny.
- Oh, love-cup.
Oh, Roger!
You were a pillar of strength,
Sister Mary Francis!
What the hell happened in here?
I've been a cab for 37 years,
I've been a cab for 37 years,
and I've never seen a mess like this,
What was that, a rubbermask?
Yeah, and this is the rope
from the safe that was dropped on Acme.
I think your lab boys will find
that paint's a perfect match.
Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.
And R.K. Maroon and my brother.
That's what I call one
seriously disturbed toon.
Gosh, uh, I wonder who he really was.
- I tell you one thing, doc.
He weren't no rabbit.
- Or a dog.
- Or a little wooden boy.
- Or a sheep.
- Or a woodpecker.
What's that? What is that?
It's ink. That goof Acme squirted me
with some the other night.
- Why it's comin' out now, I don't know,
- Here's your answer, Eddie.
Acme Disappearing-Reappearing Ink.
- Boy, that Acme. What a genius!
- Applesauce!
If he was such a genius, why didn't he
leave his will where we could find it?
Without it, we're just waitin'
for another developer's wrecking ball,
- Roger, that love letter
you wrote to your wife...
In the Ink and Paint Club...
why don't you read it to her now?
Sure, Eddie.
"Dear Jessica, How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways.
I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body..."
- It's the will!
- Keep reading.
"Do hereby bequeath inperpetuity,,,
the property known as Toontown to
those loveable characters, the toons!"
Hey, Eddie, that was a pretty
funny dance you did for the weasels.
Do you think your days
of bein' a sourpuss are over?
Only time will tell.
- Yeah, well, put it there, pal.
- Yeah.
Don't tell me you lost
your sense of humor already.
Does this answer your question?
- Blech! Bleah!
Come on, Roger, let's go home.
I'll bake you a carrot cake.
# Smile, darn ya, smile #
# You know this old world
is a great world after all #
- # Smile, darn