murder.
And the parts that I don't like,
I'm gonna edit out.
You got it all wrong.
I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer!
Everybody's gotta have a hobby.
Oh, stop it.
Stop it! Stop it!
The truth is, I had a chance
to sell my studio.
But Cloverleaf wouldn't buy my property
unless Acme sold 'em his.
The stubborn bastard wouldn't sell,
so I was gonna blackmail Acme with
pictures of him and the rabbit's wife.
Blackmail, that's all,
I've been around toons all my life,
- I didn't want to see 'em destroyed!
- Toons destroyed?
- Why?
- If I tell ya, I'm a dead man,
- You're a dead man if you don't tell me.
- Unless Acme's will shows...
by midnight tonight, Toontown's
gonna bel and for the free... Aah!
Roger!
- What?
- What in Sam Hill?
Eddie Valiant.
Well, you're a sight for sore eyes.
- I ain't seen you to nigh onto five years.
- Where ya been?
Drunk.
Feelin' frisky tonight, fellas?
Yeah!
Let's go.
Yahoo!
# Smile
Darn ya, smile #
#You know this old world
is a great world after all #
# Smile
Darn ya, smile #
#And right away watch
Lady Luck pay you a call #
#Things are never
black as they are painted #
- #Time for you and joy to get acquainted ##
- Hi, Eddie.
Hi, Eddie. Hi, Eddie.
Bye, Eddie.
Tallyho! Tallyho!
Get outta here.
Going up, sir.
Yah!
Mind the step, sir.
Hold on, sir.
Yah!
Your floor, sir.
Have a good day, sir.
Ah, Gotcha,
A man!
Yoo-hoo, lover-boy!
It's Lena Hyena!
Aah!
Oh, no!
Aah!
- Oh, wook, piggies!
- Hi, Tweety.
This little piggy went to market.
- This little piggy stayed home.
- No.
This little piggy had roast beef.
- And this little piggy had...
- Aah!
Uh-oh. Ran outta piggies.
Yah!
Eh, what's up, doc?
Jumpin' without a parachute?
- Kinda dangerous, ain't it?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, you could get killed.
- You guys got a spare?
- Uh, Bugs does.
- Yeah?
Yeah, but I don't think you want it.
- I do, I do. Give it to me.
- Gee.
- Better let him have it, Bugs.
- Okay, doc.
- Whatever you say. Here's the spare.
- Thank you.
Aw, no! Ahh!
- Aw, poor fella. Ha, ha.
- Yeah. Ain't I a stinker?
Aah!
- My man!
Come to Lena!
Ooh!
Toons. Gets 'em every time.
- Gesund heit.
- Thank you.
Valiant.
I always knew I'd get it in Toontown.
Behind you!
- Drop it, lady.
- I just saved your life,
- I don't trust anybody or anything.
- Not even your own eyes?
That's the gun that killed R, K, Maroon,
And Doom pulled the trigger,
- Doom?
- I followed him to the studio.
That's right, You'll never stop me!
- You're dead! You're all dead!
- Doom!
- Which way'd he go?
- Well, I don't know...
- But... He went that away.
- Let's go!
- Dumdums. Yeah.
- Come on.
Oh, no. Where's Roger?
- Roger? He chickened out on me,
back at the studio.
I hit him on the head
with a frying pan and put him in the trunk,
Makes perfect sense.
We're obviously not going anywhere
in my car, Let's take yours,
I got a feeling somebody already did.
From the looks of it, I'd say it was Roger,
My honey-bunny was never
very good behind the wheel.
- A better lover than a driver, huh?
- You'd better believe it, buster.
Uh-oh. It's the weasels.
- This way. We'll take Gingerbread Lane.
- No, wait.
No, no.
Gingerbread Lane's this way.
So Valiant, you call a cab, or what?
Hubba, hubba, hubba.
Allow me, madam-oiselle.
So how long have you known it was Doom?
Before poor Marvin Acme was killed,
he confided in me...
that Doom wanted to get his hands on
Toontown, and he wouldn't stop at anything.
- So he gave you the will for safekeeping?
- That's what he told me.
Except when I opened the envelope, there
was only a blank piece of paper inside.
- Huh. A joker to the end.
- So where to, already?
- My meter's runnin'.
- I have to find my darling husband,
I'm so worried about him.
- Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
- He makes me laugh.
Aah!
Whoa, I've been Dipped!
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
What an unfortunate accident.
Nothing more treacherous
than a