Listen.
My "silosophy" is this.
If you don't have a good sense
of humor, you're better off dead.
You just may get your wish unless
I can figure out what happened to this.
What is it, Eddie?
Just look at it,
- Mr. Acme's will.
- Yeah,
And I think Maroon played the part of sound
mind, and your wife, the sound body.
- Why, I resent that innuendo.
- What's the scheme, Eddie?
- I don't think they got to the will.
- But how do you know?
Because they were still lookin'
for it after they killed him.
Anything I can do?
Maybe you could go downtown
and check the probate.
Yeah, check the probate.
Why, my Uncle Thumper had
a problem with his probate.
And he had to take these
big pills and drink lots of water.
Not prostate, you idiot.
Probate.
Let me get this straight.
You think that my boss, R.K. Maroon,
dropped a safe on Marvin Acme's head...
so that he could get his hands on Toontown?
Yep.
That's my hunch.
Uh, can he stay here for a couple of days?
Not gonna do anything crazy, is he?
- Where are you goin'?
- Back to the office,
Mr, Valiant? Mr, Valiant?
You've got the wrong idea
about me, Mr, Valiant,
I'm a pawn in this, just like Roger.
Can you help me find him?
Just name your price.
And I'll pay it.
Yeah. I'll bet you would.
You gotta have the rabbit
to make the scam work.
No, no, no. I love my husband.
You've got me all wrong.
You don't know how hard
it is being a woman...
Iooking the way I do.
Yeah, well,
you don't know how hard it is being a man...
Iooking at a woman looking the way you do.
I'm not bad.
I'm just drawn that way.
Weren't you the one I caught playin'
patty-cake with Old Man Acme?
You didn't catch me, Mr. Valiant.
You were set up to take those pictures.
- What are you talkin' about?
- Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme.
I didn't want to have
anything to do with it.
But he said, if I didn't pose
for those patty-cake pictures,
Roger would never work in this town
again. I couldn't let that happen.
I'd do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant.
- Anything.
- What a wife.
I'm desperate, Mr. Valiant.
Can't you see how much I need you?
Dabblin' in water colors, Eddie?
Well.
Sorry.
Good-bye, Eddie.
My offer stands firm.
Think about it.
Well!
Do you want to tell me what she was
doing with her arms around you?
Probably lookin' for a good place
to stick a knife.
- Oh, come on, Eddie.
I caught you with your pants down!
Dolores, come...
Come on, Dolores.
You don't believe a painted hussy
like that could turn my head.
She's just tryin' to get
her hands on the rabbit.
That's not all she's trying
to get her hands on.
Now look, Dolores, listen.
Listen to me.
Look, I want you to go out. I want you
to buy yourself a new swimsuit.
'Cause you and me are goin' to Catalina.
- I'm on the verge of wrappin' up this case.
- No, you're not, Eddie.
That's what I came to tell you.
I stopped by Probate.
Maroon's not after Toontown,
like you thought.
It's Cloverleaf that wants
to get their hands on Toontown.
They put in the highest bid.
And unless Mr. Acme's will shows up
by midnight tonight,
Cloverleaf is gonna own Toontown.
What? At midnight tonight?
That's right.
First they buy the Red Car. Then they
want to get their hands on Toontown.
- I don't get it.
- Shh!
Roger.
The rabbit. Get the Judge.
#A joke
Don't sit there on your brain#
Nice shirt.
Who's your tailor, Quasimodo?
# My buddy's Eddie V.
A sourpuss, you'll see #
# But when I'm done he'll need no gun
'Cause a joker he will be #
# C, D, E, F, G, H, I #
# I love to raise some Cain
Believe me, it's no strain #
# It feels so great
to smash a plate #
#And look, there is no pain
No pain #
- # No pain, no pain #
- Ow!
#No pain, no pain, no... ##
Oh!
Eddie, what are ya... Yah!
Hey, who turned out the lights?
I can't see a thing.
What's goin' on?
You crazy rabbit,
I've been out there riskin' my neck for you.
And what are you doin'?
Singin' and dancin'!
But I'm a