- Weasels?
- Yes. I find they have
All right, ya mugs.
Fall out.
Did you find the rabbit?
Don't worry, Judge.
We got "deformants" all over the city.
We'll find 'im.
You wouldn't have any idea where
the rabbit might be, Mr. Valiant?
Have you tried Walla Walla?
Cucamonga?
I hear Kokomo's very nice
this time of the year.
I'm surprised you're not
more cooperative, Mr. Valiant.
A human has been murdered by a toon.
Don't you appreciate the magnitude of that?
Since I've had Toontown
under my jurisdiction,
my goal has been to reign in the insanity.
And the only way to do that
is to make toons respect...
- the law.
How did that gargoyle get to be a judge?
Spread a bunch of simoleons
around Toontown a couple of years back.
- Bought the election.
- Yeah? What's that?
Remember how they always thought
there wasn't a way to kill a toon?
- Yeah,
- Well, Doom found a way,
Turpentine, acetone, benzene,
He calls it "The Dip".
I'll catch the rabbit, Mr, Valiant,
And I'll try him, convict him...
and execute him.
Geez!
That's one dead shoe, eh, Boss?
They're not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant.
This is how we handle things
down in Toontown.
I'd think you, of all people,
would appreciate that.
#La, la, la, la, la, la, la#
Uh... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, wait a minute! Hey, hey!
#La, la, la, la, la, la, la##
I've been tryin' to make him quit,
but he just won't listen to me,
What do you know, ya dumb broad?
You got the I.Q. Of a rattle.
- You Valiant?
- Yeah.
I want to talk to you
about the Acme murder. Hey, psst.
Doll, why don't you run downstairs
and get me a racin' form?
Ooh! Okay, okay. I'm goin'.
A ladies' man, huh?
My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust
and a three-year-old dinky.
- Yeah. Must be tough.
- Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme,
He's not a murderer, I should know,
He's a dear friend of mine,
I tell you, Valiant, the whole thing
stinks like yesterday's diapers.
Look at this.
The paper said Acme left no will.
That's a load of succotash.
Every toon knows Acme had a will.
He promised to leave Toontown to us toons.
That will is the reason he got bumped off,
Has anybody ever seen this will?
Uh, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
If you believe that that joker could do
anything solid, the gag's on you, pal.
I just figured, since you were
the one who got my pal in trouble,
you might want to help get him out,
I can pay ya.
Save your money for
a pair of elevator shoes.
- Wait! No, Valiant, no! Ow, my stogie!
- Oh!
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!
It ain't my fault the rabbit
got himself in trouble.
All I did was take
a couple of lousy pictures.
Baby was right,
The hell with it.
- Aah!
- Aah!
- How the hell did you get in here?
- Through the mail slot.
I thought it would be best if I waited
inside, seeing's how I'm wanted for murder.
No kidding. Just talking to you could
get me a rap for Aiding and Abetting.
Wait a minute.
Anybody know you're here?
- Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh...
- Who?
Well, you see,
I didn't know where your office was.
So I asked a newsboy.
He didn't know.
So I asked the fireman, the greengrocer,
the butcher, the baker.
They didn't know.
But the liquor store guy, he knew.
- In other words, the whole
damn town knows you're here!
- Come on! Come on!
- All right.
Please, Eddie, don't throw me out.
You're making a big mistake.
I didn't kill anybody.
I swear!
This whole thing's a setup,
a scam, a frame job. Ow!
Eddie, I could never hurt anybody. Ow!
My whole purpose...
in... life... is... to...
make... people...
laugh.
Okay, okay, sure.
I admit it.
I got a little steamed when
you showed me those pictures of Jessica,
So I rushed over to the Ink and Paint Club.
But she wasn't in her dressing room,
So I wrote her a love letter,
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You're telling me, in a fit of jealousy,
you wrote your wife a love letter?
That's right. I know that she was just
an innocent victim of