boys.
I made it.
Uh... Halt!
Yeah, halt, uh, halt, eeeee...!
in the name of the law!
Eh... halt, I say!
Well, howdy, Nails.
As you see, there have been
some changes around here.
You are a biomorphic menace.
I forbid you to take one step
out of the Cool World.
You eight-armed ink spot.
Who do you think
you're dealing with?
I'm real.
You made it with a noid!
You don't know what you are.
Mark my words, girlie-pie,
you leave here
and it is trouble
for ya two.
I'm leaving, pencil dick.
You just try and stop me.
Don't do it.
Don't do it, girl!
Ah!
Hmm!
Oh, that's so beautiful!
Oh, so bad!
Oh, man, that's gotta hurt!
Oh, a pen job.
Oh. Yeah, yeah, pen me, too.
Pen me, pen me, pen me.
Ah! Oh! Oh, hit me.
Yeah, hit me.
Oh! Hit me again.
Hit me, hit me.
Lover Jack,
it's time to go.
Bounce out of here.
-We got to go.
-Holli... Holli...
Jack, we got to get out of here.
Hold on tight.
Jack?
Oh... Oh, Jack.
I really like it here.
Mmm.
I think I'll go change.
Mom, he may be in trouble.
We got to help him.
Come on, let's go.
It's none of our business.
It is our business.
He's our neighbor.
Come on.
Mm, I love her.
I love her.
Hello?
-Hey.
-Hi.
Hey.
This is me.
Holli...
Me.
Um...
Jack.
Uh, Isabelle
and Jennifer Malley,
this is, um...
This is Holli.
-Hello.
-Hi.
Holli's my friend.
This is Jack.
Hey.
Uh...
Holli is, uh...
she's from out of town.
Well, we didn't mean
to bother you.
It's just...
Well, we were scared
you might be hurt.
No, no, no, uh...
No, but thanks
for asking.
-Well... thanks.
-Jack?
It's -it's -it's , uh...
it's good to have
nice neighbors.
Nice neighbors.
I'm real.
Yeah, you sure are, honey.
I'm real.
Bye.
She was really
a cheap piece of work.
I don't know, I thought
she was kind of pretty.
You know, I got this
crazy feeling, Mom,
that I know that woman
from somewhere.
He looks full of life to me,
for goodness sakes.
Hey!
What happened, you ink stain?
He had a run-in with a noid,
and then he got inked.
That damn Deebs.
It was Holli Would.
Holli is a doodle.
Not anymore.
She's made it
with that Deebs asshole.
She's changed.
Now you can buy me more fries,
dick head.
This is gonna be
the biggest shit storm
the Cool World has ever seen.
Round and round I go
Like a leaf on a tide
I should stay away,
but what can I do?
Oh...
Oh. Oh.
So many men. Oh...
And they're real.
Oh, smell.... them.
Holli, Holli...
you're with me, remember?
You know, you can't go
around smelling people.
Yeah, Jack.
You sit.
Hey.
Hey.
So, uh, what do you
want to drink?
Oh.
Anything they have.
You know, they got
95 different things, Holli.
Mm... whoa.
95?
Uh-huh.
I'll have one of each.
Holli, you know, I'm into having
fun and everything,
but you got to slow down,
okay?
What I want to slow down for?
I'm gonna get everything
I ever wanted.
You think any of these men
are gonna say no to Holli?
Not on your life, pal.
Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Thank you very much,
everybody.
Glad you enjoyed that.
Wonderful old standard.
" Let's Make Love."
Hey! She's with me!
No, she's with us.
Hey!
Stay out!
Hit it.
Uh, Brian, please.
Here we sit and we chatter
What are we thinking of?
-Let's not make with the patter
-Oh, whoa.
Baby
Let's make love
Oh, my, but it's stifling
If you roar like a lion
I could coo like a dove
If you're sold, begin buying
Baby
Let's make love
Gosh, it's hot
No, don't turn TV on
Instead just turn me on
I'll light up like neon...
When your partner gets inked,
you do something about it.
He was your partner,
so you do something.
Well, I'm not buying it.
Well, how about " a man's got to
do what a man's got to do" ?
Can't you just think about me
for a minute, Frank?
I mean, where does this
leave me?
What are you mad about?
Oh!
I'm mad because
you talk about crossing,
and-and you don't even care...
I don't care?
how it makes me feel.
Whoa, whoa.
How do you