doodle kids to help them go to sleep. It could all be true. You got over here. So why couldn't he make it over there? Or for that matter, why couldn't I? You could help me. There'll be no crossovers while I'm around. I've got news for you, pal. I am not your ordinary doodle. I've been checking up on what these noid dames have got going in the real world, and I want it! Don't you see? They're real. They've got power. When they touch something, they feel it. And when they taste something... ...they really taste it. And when they do it with a man... ...they really do it. Ooh... What can I say, sweetheart? I can't help you out in that department. Well, don't you see? Believe it. I've had enough. Oh, yeah? Fine. You don't want to help me? Then I'll find somebody else that will. Like that noid cartoonist, Jack Deebs. He's been around a lot lately. Yes, he has. The whack-a-do who thinks he invented this place. What do you think I've been talking about, Holli? Well, I'd watch it, honey, 'cause there might be two of you before long. I'm going to tell you this once 'cause you got to be smarter than you look. You're dealing with shit here that's way over your head. Yeah... Now, keep your legs crossed and forget about the real world. Hmm! Thank you for your time. Would you look at those legs! Doh! Hey...! Yeah. Stay cool, man. I'm out of here. Hey, Bobby, let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey. What are you guys doing? Get off the lawn. -Shut up. -What? Get your ball and get out of here. No! Hi, Gail, it's me, Jennifer. What do you mean? I'm here. Yeah, I'll call you later tonight, okay? Thank you. Oh, boy. Another addict, huh? Uh-huh. My God, it's you, isn't it? You're Jack Deebs, the creator of Cool World, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. I can't believe this. Do you have any idea what kind of an inspiration your work is to people? No, I, uh... I mean, I know people-- friends of mine who want to be Holli Would when they grow up. -Really? -Yeah. Sparks, the goons, all of them. Oh, man. Your stuff, it's like crucial spiritual nourishment for people. They live on it. Oh, man. If my boss was here, he'd , like, throw himself on the ground right now and give you a lifetime gift certificate -to this place. -Really? Oh, yeah. He's kind of crazy. Hey, would you sign this for him? Thank you. Thanks. Oh, go ahead. Cool, Mike. So, um... you living here now again? Yeah, I just, uh... I just got back. Yeah? Well, um, when this place closes down, I go down to this place right off the strip for coffee. They, uh, read poetry, do jazz, you know. Problem is, you know, I just, uh... I just got, uh, got back into town, as I said, and I, uh, haven't really got my feet, uh, you know, on the ground. Uh... but it's really nice of you to ask. -Sure. -Thank you. Hey, Deebs, why don't you do a book on that guy you murdered? You know, that guy you found in bed with your wife. So, uh, what do I...? It's on the house. Oh, okay. Thanks. So maybe, uh, some other time? Thanks. Who are you? Who am I? Who are you, yes. I'm , uh... I'm , uh, Jack Deebs. Really? I didn't realize that. -Nice meeting you, Jack. -Nice to meet you. Stay well. -Yeah. -Thank you. See ya. Hey, bright eyes, yo! You going to pay for that? Jack! Gee whiz, sis. I don't know. It looks like such fun down there. All I need is a four and I win. It's a four, yay! Oops... snake eyes! You lose. But... but I won. You lost. Pay up. Well, my dear, we can always take it out in trade. Ooh-hoo-hoo! Listen here, fleabag, pay up or your inside... is gonna be your outside. Whee! Look at that! Slash? Is that you? Put her there, pal. Get away from me! Ooh, I look fabulous, honey! Get away from me! You lost it, man! That's why you're here. Get away! -Ooh, darling, I want your hair. -Get off! Ooh, and your neck, ooh! -Get off! -Ooh, I
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