You!
I'm in for five.
Thank you, gentlemen.
My pleasure.
Hey, girl. Get in here.
Whoa!
-Oh!
-Whoa!
This is fun, right?
Maybe.
Yeah.
-Ooh, careful.
-Hey, I'm driving here.
I'm home.
Whoo!
Mortar's coming!
Mortar's coming in!
Machine gun, right flank!
Machine gun, right flank!
Medic!
That's when you saw them, huh?
Well, it works.
My Spike works.
Okay. Okay.
Easy, easy.
Okay.
-Take it easy.
-Take it easy.
No!
I've got a headache.
Have you got some Wite-Out?
Ma!
Ma!
You don't know
what it is you
got yourself into, bud,
but you're a long way from home.
Oh, but it's so confusing.
Where to go,
where to go... yes...
Ma!
Oh, bother.
What the hell are you?
They're doodles.
Cartoons?
Don't get too close, Doc.
I can't believe what I've done.
My Spike was supposed
to send me to your world,
but instead you're here.
This man's not dangerous
to anyone.
As for us, son, we may not
be real to you as yet...
...but we will be.
You've come
to a whole new world.
You've done something
extremely rare.
You see,
you're in a real place
called the Cool World.
Hmm.
Oh. How strange.
Say " ah."
Ah.
But when it comes to making
the trip in the body...
Did you hear about the wolf
that built the studio?
-No, not...
-...l've never seen it before.
Oh!
Oh, my goodness.
I'm sorry about your mother.
You're cartoons.
You're not real.
Oh-ho, we're real, all right.
The possibility
of interworld travel
has been an obsession of mine
for many, many years.
Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Hey, Doc, wait.
This man is not for you.
He's not a police problem.
He's a mystery of science.
And a hero to boot.
I ain't no hero.
Oh, don't be so sure, friend.
With this hole I've opened,
there could be all kinds
of problems. Ha-ha.
They call me Doc Whiskers.
What's your name, son?
I'm Frank Harris.
What did you do
in your world?
I was a soldier.
Oh, you could be useful
here when I'm gone.
Where are you from?
Um, Vegas.
Tomorrow we're out of here.
You're just a drawing, Holli,
but without you,
I'd never have made it.
Oh, you look good tonight, babe.
It's time you came to me, Jack.
Come to me.
Ooh, baby!
-Hey-ya, hey-ya.
-Hey-ya, hey-ya.
I've been waiting for you,
darlin'
-Huh?
-Hmm?
Uh, Sparky,
uh, whatcha up to, huh?
What makes you think
I'd tell a little punk like you?
Why, he's going soft
for that tomato.
Uh... w-w-what's her name?
H-H-Holli or something. Yeah.
Enough out of you, kitty.
You're too young
to be thinking about girls.
Especially that girl.
Here.
A bunch of wooden nickels.
Don't spend them all
in one place.
W-W-What?
Philip flew the coop
last night.
Hey, Molina! Hey, Molina!
Come over here.
Did you step in it?
Hey, there's
a flower on your head.
There's are lots of...
Hey.
Look out!
I hate it when she meets guys
without tellin' me.
I light up like
Neon
Just a tiny section of your
affection in my direction
Will do
Ooh.
-Detective Harris.
What a pleasure.
I was just rehearsing.
Hello, Holli.
This is an exact replica
of the dress Marilyn Monroe wore
in Let's Make Love.
Oh!
I know that movie by heart.
The girl gets get everything
by the end of it.
Everything she ever wanted.
It's real.
I mean it.
I even saw
a copyright date on it.
Rumor has it, Holli,
that you had a noid visitation
at the Slash Club last night.
It was just a mind slip.
Nothin' special.
You're just a regular
true believer
in law and order, huh?
Give me a couple, Jack.
Come on, let's go.
Beat it, copper.
Yeah.
-Go on, beat it.
-Beat it...
Just doing my job.
-Come on let's go.
-Come on.
Hey, Frank?
Don't go just yet.
Come here.
I got somethin' to show you.
Guess what?
I've seen your little
museum of Vegas.
And don't start in
with your Vegas Vinnie rap.
I've heard it.
It bores me.
Vegas Vinnie made the Spike--
crossed over and became the
owner of the Union Plaza Hotel.
Vegas Vinnie
is a fairy tale, Would.
Doodle moms tell it to