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there is no intelligent life...
...out in the universe after all.
Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune.
What do you think we are? Stupid?
Don't move a muscle.
Okay, bunny, gather up your Tune pals.
- We're taking you for a ride.
- Move it.
Totally. All right.
So, like, where are we going?
Are we there yet?
- Sorry it took so long.
- Don't worry about it.
That exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked.
- Hold up, right here.
- Here?
Thanks, Sherm.
- Appreciate it.
- It's Stan, Mike.
You can call me Sherm if you want.
I follow your career and I think you're
the greatest athlete that's ever lived.
How do I get out?
The door doesn't work.
It's a classic.
It's a classic, but it's got
a few peccadillos. Hold on.
A few?
It's smoking too.
Thanks for the ride.
This is nice. This is a nice house.
Beautiful. What is that, Colonial?
It's a nice house.
If you need help with the house...
I'm fine, thanks.
You gave me a ride. Thanks.
I'll drive tomorrow, so I don't need a ride.
But thanks, though.
Too conspicuous?
Yeah.
Thanks, though.
- Tomorrow!
- See you tomorrow.
Come on! No, not today!
Get off me! Your breath!
Mr. Jordan, are you okay?
Get off of him, Charles!
Bad dog! Git!
Pooch, stop it!
Get off of him before I cook you!
Come on, come on, baby.
Get out!
Good game.
Hey, Jeff, you okay?
- How was your game?
- I don't want to talk about it.
How are you?
You're covered with drool!
That's your dog.
What's wrong with Jeff?
He lost 32 points in his average.
Is that all?
So that puts him at. 685 or something.
He's batting what?
Smells good in here. What you cooking?
Chicken.
Chicken and what?
Collard greens.
Good. I need a good meal tonight.
Is everything okay?
I stunk up the place.
Hope baseball was a good idea.
It was another career
day for Michael Jordan.
What're you watching?
He had 3 strikeouts.
Is this the only thing on TV?
What's up with this?
His batting average is. 214,
which is his weight.
Get this guy a tennis racquet!
Did everyone get mad at you?
No. Worse.
They were nice about it.
I know golf is your sport.
But not here.
You should open your stance.
It might make you more aggressive.
You think so? I'll remember that.
Watching this hurt me more than you.
Why are you watching this stuff?
It's bad for you.
There.
Road Runner.
Stop this cartoon!
We've got an emergency Cartoon
Character Union Meeting to go to.
Hey, wait for me! Hold your horses!
Where'd they go?
Stop the music!
Top duck coming through!
Jeez! It's getting so a guy can't
even get himself wet around here!
What's the big emergency?
These little guys would like to
make an announcement. Here.
You...
...all of you...
...are now our prisoners!
Oh, we're in big trouble now.
We are taking you to our
theme park in outer space.
No fooling.
You'll be our slaves.
And placed on display for the
amusement of our customers.
Oh, fear clutches my breast.
We ain't a-going...
...nowheres!
Not so fast, doc.
You just can't turn us into slaves.
That would be bad.
You must let us defend ourselves.
Oh, yeah? Who says?
Just a sec.
Read.
What's this?
"Give them a chance
to defend themselves. "
Do we have to?
It's a rule.
Okay. It is in the rule book.
Una momento!
We must confer.
All right, troops. It is for us to
choose a battlefield that affords us-
I got it.
Yes, Private Porkster?
How about we challenge them to a...
...spelling bee?
Say...
...we could have a bowling tournament.
Suffering succotash!
What's wrong with you?
Let's get a ladder...
...wait till the old lady's gone...
...and grab that little bird!
Whoa! Take a deep breath, Sly!
Okay, let's analyze the competition.
Now what are we looking at here?
We got a small race of invading aliens...
Small arms! Short legs!
Not very fast.
Tiny little guys.
Can't jump high.
We challenge you to a basketball game.
Basketball it is!
Basketball!
What is basketball?
- What's that?
- Beats me.
We didn't have

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